TwoBeeSan @ TwoBeeSan @lemmy.world

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Spirit animal.

Fuck you for ruining my zen. I am now operating purely off spite.

I_HATE_KNICKERS

there were a lot of funny ones on the Opie and Anthony reddit

"hey we're short sooo...."

I'm already here. I'm on borrowed time

Keep your work cloths on when you get home until you've made a meal.

I've found if I quit the "work mode" and get cozy my odds decrease exponentially. If I don't have someone to cook for (which is easier than cooking for self).

Trick your brain.

Get some ready to eat meals from Costco. Most the time youre just heating in a pot for good food that can be jazzed up as needed for minimal effort.

Heb has meal simples that are incredible one portion oven meals for like $10

My mom told me at a young age that "the reward for a job well done is more work"

Drawing that line of responsibility and pay is a constant learning process. Saying no, not letting your ego drive you.

This is the part that should be brought up always. MOSSAD ATTENDED STATE FUNERAL

it's all a game. They use the vulnerable as currency and bargaining chips. Literal evil.

My people. I'm coming soon.

Orderlies don't count. It's like being on vacation.

They do fuck pretty good. It's like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

Ok. I can understand that.

Partner freaks out if is sweaty from work out. Could not care at all.

You have done some good diplomacy this day.

Dear foot freaks,

Why?

• signed

A healthy (judgmental) degenerate

Uh oh. My username is weeb. No wonder I only shitpost

I help elderly with their technology. A coworker does outreach for community events. We would both rather choke on a revolver than do the others job.

This is my dunderhead comparison. Look mom I'm like the science people in the meme

She's good for me bro. Trust me.

This one was an audible laugh.

Happiness is a thick ass.

Visibility upvote.

Am adjacent in healthcare for seniors.

Loved those type of subs like the restaurant one. Was nice to read about how the fucking closers didn't close again. Memories.

Make the eyes on the lion THIRSTIER.

We have to create furries here. DO IT RIGHT

• Walt Disney

Learn to draw dragons fucking cars