Tuxman @ Tuxman @sh.itjust.works

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I realized long ago that I’m really tame in bed, and I accepted it 🤣

“US ambassador Nick Adams missing during impromptu jungle trek in Malaysia"

Was that the half-life mod that mixed RTS and FPS?

Imagine a bundle of sticks all rolled together….

But Gal Gadot sang a song! It should have been fixed nah?

I mean… he could also just take a private jet out of the US and do all his evil mastermind schemes over a Zoom call

But, just hear me out.. have you tried, like, NOT being a woman?

“You mean trans?”

…Fuck…!

The day Americans realized no one was coming to save them 🫂

Ah! Same here… I just went 20 minutes really early in the morning 🤣

The wind is good when you’re moving but as soon as you stop for a red light… you die…!

… my favorite hobby “this week”

A basic road bike I guess? 😅

Even house cats.. they rake their piss and shit under litter with these little paws…. Now imagine the septis if it gets all in your blood 😅

“But I’m a naturalized American!!”

In 1998 on your registration form, you wrote “OK” in the space labeled as “do not write here”!

He surely got more than the visions in his head… got the voices too

Well… yes actually 😅

.... called it! https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/israel-iran-conflict-06-21-25-intl-hnk

Nah… take the Iranian government, then take the Israel government… and throw them both into the Thunderdome!

Pay-per-view that shit! (And use the proceeds to help innocent rebuild their lives)

Yet they didn’t know about preparation for the October 7th attack?

Tinfoil hat mode: they let it happen to have a reason to raze Gaza to the ground.

(Sorry, that’s my "Bush did 9/11" moment)

Pretty sure it’s to cover up that Teheran is already a mushroom cloud…

Perkins is the GOAT !

It’s when I started watching Acquisitions Inc that I realized how much I could improve as a DM 🤣

I picked up so much tricks and techniques just watching him run these games

Everybody who was passionate about games have left and been replaced by money-grabbing opportunists who only want to inflate the stock value, bail out and get their severance pay.

I don’t have links to it at the moment (I’m prepping dinner.. so excuse the laziness 😅) but if you search “D&D controversy” or “OGL” you’ll find plenty of discussions and analysis.

In short: they tried (but are still attempting to) bring micro-transactions and loot box mechanics to tabletop games.