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TrenchcoatFullOfBats
TrenchcoatFullOfBats @ TrenchcoatFullofBats @belfry.rip
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He got that RTX hair

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  • Oh, hi. So how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.

    • Meet the EMH Mk3

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  • Pills. Vicodin. Lots.

    • Community for helping people identify music?

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  • Sounds like it's from The Hunt for Red October

    • Of course, they were too cowardly to put it in the recent movie

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  • Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.

    That hair would look amazing streaming behind him like blonde blood mist in zero g after disabling the gravity plating

    • Watching ads while grandma is choking on a fish bone

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  • PLEASE DRINK A VERIFICATION CAN

    • Dad level: 100

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  • Could I see the hat wobble?

    • ‘Wait Until You Get a Whiff of Jail!’: Donald Trump’s Son Eric Trump Whines About the Smell of Courthouse Amid Fraud Case Trial

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  • Wrong cartoon. Matt Gaetz is this guy:

    • people that use reddit repost bots- are you okay? why do you suck?

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  • My Cherry Blues: I'M DOING MY PART

    • Report: Amazon made $1B with secret algorithm for spiking prices Internet-wide

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  • Damn Loch Ness Monstah got way more than tree fiddy

    • Just wanted to thank this community for helping me have the best birthday I've had in years

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  • Could always split the difference and go with Shawmets. Has kind of a dickish gay mushroom shamwow mittens energy.

    Also very happy birthday! You've made me laugh a lot lately, and I've needed that.

    • Just wanted to thank this community for helping me have the best birthday I've had in years

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  • GODDAMN IT RIKER, STOP PUTTING HOLES IN THE CAKE

    • Pythagorean Theorem Found On Clay Tablet 1,000 Years Older Than Pythagoras

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  • Babylon: Based 60

    • Godzilla in a 1930s screwball comedy starring Bette Davis

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  • Wassamata U

    That's in Freedonia, right?

    • Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

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    • Remember the wisened words of the Klingon therapist

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  • I'll bet it feels like getting crushed between two giant angry sea urchins

    • Wedding officiant accidentally shoots own grandson after trying to get guests’ attention

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  • Responsible Gun Owners: We must arm the Bigfoots and Mothmans!

    • I'm probably going to get a lot of explanations in the comments

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  • ThanOS

    • Meta wants to charge EU users $14 a month if they don't agree to personalized ads on Facebook and Instagram

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  • I'm thinking $4.99 for the DunceCap* premium filter

    one-time use only, usage of filter gives consent in perpetuity, with no restrictions, for Meta to scan your entire disgusting naked body for usage in Meta's upcoming "MoleCheck" biometric security login feature*

    **Usage of MoleCheck grants Meta perpetual license with no restrictions to train its "Dr. ZuckCancer" AI (not a real doctor) on your disgusting naked body and to withhold any cancer diagnosis Dr. ZuckCancer (not a real doctor) might find if you have not paid your monthly subscription to "MetaMedical", a real bargain at only $350/week! Remember, choose MetaMedical, because "You Might as Well, We Already Have Your Medical Records Anyway!"

    • Load forward tubes with our new Compla-ion charges and fire

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  • Was his username "X" by any chance?

    • Mmm. Tuna Dog.

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  • ...but why is there butter on those tuna weiners?