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TrenchcoatFullOfBats
TrenchcoatFullOfBats @ TrenchcoatFullofBats @belfry.rip
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Mr and Mrs. Locutus

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  • The REAL Picard Maneuver

    • Mr and Mrs. Locutus

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  • Existence, as you know it, is over.

    • wink wink nudge nudge

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  • They look like their quarters have an earthy, peaty aroma, with a touch of lilac

    • Fetterman Presides Over Senate Wearing Short-Sleeve Shirt, No Tie, And Shorts

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  • Biden: ♪ He took the midnight train going anyyyywhere ♫ Fetterman: ♫ Some will win, some will lose, some were born to siiiing the blues ♪

    • Tensions are escalating

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  • Koltar, when he drowned in the swamp

    • Now everyone must pay for someone else's vandalism.

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  • Un-dean-iable

    • Biden uses executive power to create a New Deal-style American Climate Corps

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  • Winner winner chlorinated chicken dinner

    • Twitter, Reddit, Unity, Blizzard... who else?

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  • I didn’t buy “one year” of gameplay I bought the fucking game.

    That right there is the root of the overall problems we're seeing: licensing, and the increasing willingness of assholes with MBAs to use licensing as a weapon to increase profits.

    When you pay your money, you're not getting anything but the right to use the thing for as long as the company decides to let you keep using it. They take your money AND they retain the right to revoke or change the license whenever and however they want.

    The only way to win this kind of game is to a) not play it, and/or b) take to the high seas.

    • Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

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  • Lawful good at home.

    Laptop and two horizontal monitors at work. Is that lawful neutral good or neutral good lawful?

    Personally, I think it's probably neutral awful - one is HDMI and the other is VGA.

    • Something here has a negative aura

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  • Hey all you cool cats and kittens, my husband is alive and well in "Costa Rica"

    • She would kill it in this role

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  • im-doing-my-part-kid.gif

    • She would kill it in this role

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  • I mean, to Twitter employees he's already kind of a SpockBeard version of Jo Bennett from The Office:

    Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces, I mean, what's going on now? I mean, who owns Dunder Mifflin Twitter? Right? I mean, Sabre X? What's that? Some company I've never heard of? Down in Tallahassee Hawthorne? Where is that? Near Mars?

    • Unity reportedly told dev Planned Parenthood and children's hospital are "not valid charities"

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  • I mean, look at the eyes of the CEO - if he was featured in a Unity game, he'd have "DEAD INSIDE" painted on him in indie developer blood.

    • Penny Arcade sums up the Unity debacle in the first panel.

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  • Angel kinda did it in most seasons, but with a more "demonic law firm" angle.

    • yelly cat problems

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  • If he started yelling after you started taking him outside, he's probably wanting to go outside again.

    If you take him out at the same time every day, he'll probably learn the schedule pretty quickly and will be quieter during the non-walk times, as long as he knows he'll get to go out again.

    • this OST is legendary

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    • You are diagnosed with cancer but have no money for treatment. You've no option but to steal the money somehow. What's your plan?

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  • Norway

    • Are you really smart? Are you really dumb? Are you average? How did you come to your conclusion?

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  • I think Socrates would say "Why are you asking the question in the first place?"

    • this OST is legendary

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    • New York employers must include pay rates in job ads under new state law

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  • Carvel Ice Cream?

    I expect to see Cookie Puss on the picket lines soon.