Microsoft tells Windows 10 users to just trade in their PC for a newer one, because how hard can it be?
Just use Ubuntu. It's super easy and built for folks new to Linux. Plus steam plays all games on Linux, so no worries there. You can duck duck go any question and then add "ubuntu" to the end and get help. No reason not to at this point.
If your plan starts with "if only people did..." it's not gonna happen. People won't do it. The status quo will continue to lord over us all.
Detachment is just shorthand for giving up. It's great your life isn't being fucked over, yet, You're still in danger, you just gave up on doing anything about it. That's called being a coward.
You're telling me that this radio was made out of a Glazed Ham?