TimewornTraveler @ TimewornTraveler @lemm.ee

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Not having a phone really sucks in this day and age. Imagine getting out of jail for something stupid like marijuana possession and then a parole violation due to a missed appointment. No one will hire you with your rap sheet. You live in a halfway house with a bunch of petty BS every day. And you can't keep up with your parole demands because of how much your lack of a phone gets in your way. At the end of the day, there IS a way to succeed if you make the right choices, but shit, it's just so much harder for some people to make the right choices when every day is crisis mode. And all because of WHAT?

needs more sheep

damn i nailed it!

i thought gendered languages had two genders for words like "person" so you could make the swap when the gender is known

e.g. un person / une personne

What do you think flirting is, OP?

OP be like "Okay and how big (would you say) is that job applications part?"

Like I dunno dude, how are we supposed to quantify that shit? It's just part of the dance

Better question we could give OP is "What difference would the answer make?" like is OP trying to figure out whether he can skip it or how much time to invest in practicing it or what lol. this is such a ridiculous thread

how bout car keys

holy shit what is this from, i swear i saw this 20 years ago. what is it, george of the jungle??

I still think the name is apt, as "America" refers to the entire super-continent, North and South.

In accordance with the more appropriate name for the great Gulf, I hereby propose that all Mexicans become also known as Americans, and all people from the United States henceforth become known as "USians".

Alright let's try this keyboard out. Works pretty well, swipe not great for anything with a mostly horizontal pattern ("swipe") or anything with a double letter. Just gotta tweak some functions like hold times and delete button functionality. Of course the swipes need to learn my patterns, at least I hope they will.

Major point deduction for not having keyboard support for my second language. And the delete function removing the entire last word when swiping makes it actually infuriating

yeah we're here not because it's the next new reddit, but because we were tired of reddit and spez. never said this place wasn't a fixer upper! it'll take some time to build up communities. but this place is doing better and better and only seems to be growing.

keep lemmy in your pocket. crosspost some memes. it'll be here for you, and even more so if you're here for us!

go birds 😜

islam?

lol i love this one. no matter how long i stare at it, it always gets a laugh out of me. you can think of just so many ways he could fix it. and at the end of the day they're ALL STUPID! because of course it is, the damn message is too long!

it's the puzzle that doesn't want to be solved!

it's the castaway that doesn't want to be rescued!

it's the fool in us all that sabotages ourselves over and over again, because we just didn't get lucky enough to get that one extra rock!!

we're so fucking stupid and bender is mocking us all. pure brilliancy.

im kind of embarrassed by how cringe this is and i really hope they dont represent the fediverse

sorry trashboat, apparently you were the king fascist all along. it's all your fault, and it's very important that we all recognize that it's trashboat's fault. the only way things can get better is if we all blame trashboat

sorry i would arrest him myself but im busy eating hot chip and lie

God i would take France saving us in a heartbeat, I don't give a flying fuck about your empty armchair criticisms OP

i always just look up this year's 1040 and just fill it out myself. easy finances though...

been meaning to get an accountant this year. we'll still do paper filing if e-filing is "deleted" lol

not as long as there's dissent

based we did it fascism is defeated