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  • I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope

    I'd just start beating off while staring straight at it with an expressionless face.

  • Yep, Debian was (is) a disaster to configure graphics with modern hardware.

    Hasn't been the case for years. Perhaps even a decade, from what I recall. Just check the "nonfree" option in the installer, and you'll get all the drivers you need. It's not any harder to set up than Ubuntu these days.

  • We're gonna need a ton of it for all the space shit we're starting to do again.

  • Why can't you just say "Shit, you're right. Whatever. Moving on." instead of going into this weird fucking little novella? Is this how you interact with people in real life?

  • Fuckin' dumbfuck 3rd grade teacher having us all do class assignments in a lab full of Macs, saving our work on Mac formatted disks, and then expecting us to also work on it at home on our parent's Compaqs/IBMs.

    Sorry, just had a core memory unlocked.

  • then your body and mind suffer

    That's what all the weed and caffeine is for.

  • Like stickers on racecars, they make the computer go faster.

  • Theoretically, anything that can implement boolean logic can be used to build a Turing-complete CPU. It just needs to represent a "true" state", a "false" state, a way to make a comparisons, and an input and output mechanism to feed other subunits or retrieve data from them. Stuff like this has also been implemented using water pumps/valves, and even in Minecraft using redstone. Computers don't have to be based on electronics.

  • Normal languages: "does this equal that?"

    JS: "does this REALLY equal that, or just 'equal' that?"

  • Waking up on a hash driveway after having eaten 9 cans of ravioli.

  • They'll figure out a way. Back in my youth, the kids at school who got a CD burner first were making bank. In the 80s it was sketchy guys at flea markets with boxes of tapes. Need drives innovation.

  • If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

  • The bar always gets raised for what counts as actual "AI" with each advancement too. Back in the 60s, the procedural AI of the 80s and 90s would have fit the bill, but at the time, we said "nope, not good enough". And so it kept getting better and better, each time surpassing the old tech by leaps and bounds. Still, not "true" AI. Now we have ChatGPT, which some still refuse to call "AI".

    We're going to eventually have fully sentient artificial beings walking around amongst us and these people are going to end up being an existential threat to them, I can see it now.

  • Goat Simulator is one of those collecting dust in my library.

  • Kindergarten teacher: "can anyone count to ten?"

    Microsoft raises hand: "1, 2, 3, NT, 95, 98, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10"

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  • My kid comes up to me and tells me all excitedly that the small Legos fit on the big Duplo pieces. I just laugh because I discovered the same thing 35 years ago.

  • AMA

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  • You forgot the Katana plugin.

  • AMA

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  • IKEA furniture