Why are you getting down voted so much? Isn't this just a post of you figuring out and explainig that dnd 5e isn't the best fit for you (in a comedic way)? Did I misread the entire post?
I think it is still fun. Just a different kind of fun. It shifts to a taktical game with lots of interesting strategic discussions instead of an exploration game.
Just give me your rdp access. I promise I will not abuse it.