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ThrowawaySobriquet @ ThrowawaySobriquet @lemmy.world
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Howdy ho

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  • Try not to catch any more felony charges on the way through the parking lot!

    • Little Kitty, Big SCREM

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  • The Orange is strong in this one. They will do mighty things. Dumb and amusing, but mighty

    • Okay this is getting a bit real now Duo, thanks 💔

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  • No me gusta at all

    • Does One Line Fix Google? - A “Web” filter that presents what Google used to look like a decade ago | tedium.co

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  • Yeah, I'm convinced they know. We know it, they know it, and I'm pretty sure at this point they know that we know it. So, like, what, we're all just gonna hold hands into the apocalypse? Sorry, I'm not trying to come off as being shitty at you. Like a lot of people I'm just very frustrated with the way things are in a wide selection of sections of society and I just can't help but think of Kitty Genovese in times like this

    • same goes for the even-odd binary, of which non-integers are not a part

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  • It's a safety feature: put your vittles directly on the crank case and I promise you won't be going over any sick jumps

    • Retirement Twist: Gabe Newell Bundles Company in the Valve Complete Pack and Sells It to an Unsuspecting Gamer

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  • This sounds like the plot of a 90's movie

    • Does One Line Fix Google? - A “Web” filter that presents what Google used to look like a decade ago | tedium.co

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  • We’ve added this after hearing from some that there are times when they’d prefer to just see links to web pages in their search results

    It's almost like they know their product is shit

    • Mk?

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  • -The soft-handed middle-class do-nothings that get holidays and vacations

    • Duality of old men

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  • Robert Maddox is the living saint of Fucking Around Til You Figure It Out. He's a mad man. He claims one of his influences is Wile E. Coyote. He's had one of his carts up to 90. I am always just in awe of the guy

    • Evolution sucks

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  • I'll accept that. The exception that proves the rule. Never met a pigeon that I didn't like

    • Evolution sucks

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  • If you've ever lived with a bird, you know the size waned but the terror only grew

    • Good afternoon, get yr nails did.

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  • Man, it has been a long time since the Internet has made me say "oh my god" out loud

    • I absolutely love milkshakes. I just wish they loved me more.

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  • We are all malted milkballs in god's regretful milkshake

    • Skateboarding is just "The Floor is Lava" on wheels

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  • It's more like the floor is a belt sander

    • New Drake Diss just dropped

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  • Bespoke: leaving you pants in the toilet and running away to shit in the woods

    • if you are here now, you will find joy

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    • Praise Sheezus

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  • Messiah Shark do do do do do do

    • Beep beep

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  • If I knew it could make me this happy, I'd buy a Jeep so fuckin fast

    • Another day another dollar

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  • The sun be crazy. Like, it's more or less a self-sustaining explosion that's so far away the energy of it takes almost ten minutes to cross the void to us, but is still so powerful it can burn and blind you if you're exposed to it for too long. And the effects are only that minor because our magnetosphere blocks most of the solar wind. That wind is coming at us at almost a million miles per hour

    • jump out the window

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  • There's a solution you're not seeing here:

    They think they can just pave you over. Learn to use power tools and suddenly you can take just about anything apart 😘