ThrowawaySobriquet @ ThrowawaySobriquet @lemmy.world

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She looks like she's giving the ol' razzle dazzle

Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!

Oh, so you're in a real live desert. That'd be way too much work. I bet you have some beautiful natives growing out there. Sucks about the grasses, tho. I have enough trouble with bermuda grass, I can only imagine the problems from something that could be invasive in a desert

Daikon radishes. They grow in about anything and are especially good at clay busting. Grow a bunch then let them die back. Till them in and repeat until you get enough environment for the worms to take over the tilling. You can keep piling on radishes with something like clover and peas to add some nitrogen fixers. This is more a pasture revitalization technique, but if you don't mind being the weird radish guy for two or three years (depending on local conditions), you could do it on a smaller scale for a lawn

Anytime I think of John Romero, I think of Daikatana and their ad campaign

Since we're in a science-themed shitpost area, I'd just like to take this moment to be both pedantic and gross in reminding folks that llamas and alpacas don't just spit, they vomit into their mouths before givin' it that hawk tuah

If I had a kid that asked for Newports, I'd just give em to them. Kinda curious to see where that goes

If it ain't Chuck Tingle, it ain't proper smut

Then, unless you're the owner, you're getting underpaid

No coconut? Coward

I can think of other reasons

There's a better life
And you think about it, don't you?
It's a rich man's game
No matter what they call it
And you spend your life
Putting money in his wallet

-9 to 5

Someone get him out of there or he's gonna eat all the nut meat for himself!

One of god's best practical jokes was putting the male g-spot in our ass. It's up to you whether you're in on the joke or not

Damn. You just don't think about crabs being an an enemy. Must have hit his weak point for massive damage

Nah, the real trick is burying the body deep deep, then burying a dead animal a few feet above it. Corpse Dog hits, but they dig up a sheep, Lt. Scruffins ain't gettin a treat

Whoa, hold the fuck up: I'm not sitting through a three and a half hour seminar for anything

R E P R O D U C E

Just remember: a whiskey makes you risky, but a glizzy makes you rizzy

An evocative image that truly captures a genuine facet universal to the gem of human experience, for in the gulf between every one of us lies some kind of weird ghost thing fuckin up the steez