Thordros [he/him, comrade/them] @ Thordros @hexbear.net

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You seem to be very intentionally dodging the question everybody in this discussion has been asking: Why are you, an adult, being taken care of by a family member?

Aside from very literally answering the question by saying, "Well my sister is taking care of me because Mom is gone," you haven't addressed the subtext of that question: why do you need taking care of at all? Do you have some form of condition that requires you to have a caregiver as an adult?

Please make careful note of sentences I have written that end in question marks ("?")—those answers are important.

Turkey would have actually gotten a shiny platinum medal if there were no ffffffeeeeeeemales on the team.

I caught my kids to throw light switch raves, but they don't know the context. It's spread to their friends, also context-less.

But really, I don't think anything can top that one email where Compy gets Old Yellered.

But NATO did start the simple and delicious vanilla cupcake recipe...

I don't hate Google.

I despise them. I loathe them. Common transitive verbs like hate don't encompass the depth and breadth of my disdain for Google.

The Guardian used positive adjectives to describe an Iranian leader. Is it bad that my first reaction is: "Oh shit, the SIS must have dirt on this guy."?

The sheer entitlement in this comment.

Please learn to paste links into archive.ph nobody wants to see your paywall.

I've been playing some hidden gem indie games from that era, too. Ever heard of "Super Mario World"? I've never seen anything like it.

The US Navy getting owned by a force that doesn't have a fucking Navy is extremely funny.

If you want to give a gift that's simultaneously very thoughtful AND a very shitty gift: buy him a pair of knee pads. Refuse to elaborate on why you bought them.

Oh wow dang he said the loud part out loud.

I wear tankies when it is hot out.

TIL I am a centrist.

Consider the OneLobster009: you don't have sex, because you're a weirdo. RIP in pepperonis.

+12 social credit score, I think. Or minus. It's not even real, so who cares?

This is like if you did a Google search for Sergey Brin dumb, and the result was just the navy seals copypasta with your actual home address.

Web 3.0 is, more or less, what timeshares were to our predecessors. Here's a thing you can theoretically use, but in practice, it's useless and just cons you out of a ton of cash. And the theoretical thing will never actually exist.