Thordros [he/him, comrade/them] @ Thordros @hexbear.net

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5 yr. ago

Uhhhh, that's real bae, kiddo! Bet!

Don't worry. It morphs from cringe to fucking hilarious as soon as you're a parent of a teenager.

I got double beans and double rice in my burrito once. Farted like crazy. Not worth it.

Given how fabulously facial recognition works if you aren't white, I predict nothing but good outcomes from this anti-crime venture.

Someone is dead and you're celebrating it.

Two policemen are in critical condition and you're laughing. You're laughing. Someone was killed today because of what you did.

Sounds like somebody got what they fucking deserve.

You're right, of course. I was in a dark place mentally and was spiralling when I wrote that. I will remove it. In hindsight it wasn't even that funny.

This post once contained a bad take about Signal in service of a not particularly funny gag. It has been removed.

wow why does hexgrad have beeg mojis we should defenestrate from them

I pirate things because crime rules. I stole a tiny pumpkin from a corn maze recently, that was cut into a THIN BLUE LINE ALL LIVES MATTER shape. Fuckem.

PPB is an acronym for Pig Poop Balls.

It is a gag dated back to the Dark Days of Reddit, where there were regular posts about, "Well, actually, homelessness is good in the free market pee pee poo poo I am very intelligent."

As they were not engaging in good faith, we, too, chose not to engage in good faith. Thus, we sent them photos of a prize hog defecating on his own testicles. The tradition of sending PPB to bad faith actors carries on to the present day.

It is very funny.

I appreciate the Zen Buddhist (with a mild leftist slant) take on reincarnation. Questioning the existence of reincarnation is asking the wrong question.

If it's real, you have nothing to worry about—you're living the best life you can given your material conditions. So it'll work out.

If it isn't real, you also have nothing to worry about—you're feeding trees now.

The right question is what you can do better, right here and now. The only life that matters is this one.

My retirement plan is to go out in a blaze of glory fighting back the fascists in the Water Wars.

The CEO's salary is peanuts divided amongst every employee, meanwhile the company profits and shareholder dividends represent much more of the wealth that the employees have generated without being compensated for.

True. The big shareholders are definitely a problem. I wonder who Ford's largest individual shareholders are.

James D. Farley, Jr. owns a total of 1,103,833 Ford shares.

Once you make an account you also transition to a new gender eventually. Like Mars people from Carole and Tuesday / Cowboy Bebop. It cranks.

So was Hitler. What's your point?

I always tell people that having kids is like doing heroin. It's the most incredible and awesome thing you'll ever experience in your life. And you absolutely should never do it.

The wrong Farley died in 1997.

I wish we would ban something affiliated with posting dumb bullshit.