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Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them] @ Thordros @hexbear.net
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  • Excuse me I happen to like you AND Stalin, thank you very much.

  • I want to be able to offer exclusively vegan dishes at Bancho Sushi, but dishes that involve the rape and murder of sentient shrimp are bigger money makers.

  • We used Santa (et al.) as an exercise in critical thinking. Outside of saying, "Yep, the Easter Bunny did it." we never directly lied about it. If they asked a question about it, we answered truthfully.

    Child: "Whoa, how does he visit all those homes in one night?"

    Dad: "It's impossible unless he uses magic."

    C: "Whoa magic is real??"

    D: "Nope."

    They all figured it out on their own before they hit grade school.

  • In a modern survey of Jesus is Definitely Real and Was The Son of God and Died and Rose Again for Our Sins scholars, they unanimously believe that Jesus was real.

    Do not argue against it. It's on Wikipedia. Those are the guys who were cited, so he's real.

  • Lord of the Flies says a lot about how intensely shitty rich boarding school kids become sociopaths society.

  • Does incognito mode do anything that temporary containers don't? In a world of 2FA key password managers, having to log in every session is super easy—barely an inconvenience.

    I'm kind of a dumb guy about computers, but destroying everything every time seemed like a smart call.

  • I do. Windows 11 is just a bunch of bloatware and ads stuffed in a trenchcoat. I want to be able to use all those rams and GBs I downloaded, without half them being tied up in tracking.

  • You quietly comply. Then take tougher security measures to protect yourself before continuing. Do not respond under any circumstances. If you're served with actual legal papers, retain an attorney.

  • It may shock you to learn that countries exist outside of the US, and they have different laws. Notably, Germany (the place in question) has copyright enforcement with actual teeth.

  • I'd be fine with four to six hours a day of work. As long as I get to take a nap in the middle. And leave when the real work is done.

  • I just watched a hockey game where rainbow tape was banned, they started off with a "We stand with Israel!" bit, followed by an indigenous land acknowledgement.

  • That only works on desktop. On mobile, you need to hold volume up and power, release when the device reboots, scroll to recovery mode using the volume keys, then choose factory reset

  • I am currently too stupid to be able to follow this guide, but I will bookmark it for when I am better educated on how computer do.

    Thank you for preserving this resource!

  • Thanks for reminding me to order my son's Christmas present.

  • I don't understand anything that isn't presented in pictures. Also I cannot read.

  • Canadian private jet companies just can't catch a break1.

    1 Unless its a federal election year, and Québec seats are up for grabs.

  • "Responsive design" that ignores me when I ask for the desktop site. Yes, I know it isn't "optimized for my resolution". Show it to me any way, damn it.