My cat hates when my plants thrive. I didn't realise that it's because they know Boeing secrets.
I guess it's for the best I don't know more, lest he also turn his sadistic gaze upon me.
(It hurt to even type this. I love my kitten, he's the goodest little baby in the whole world. I miss him so much I'm going to go see him right now.)
I'm going to tell myself that this is an American thing that the EU protects me from. Then I will not look into it any further, so that I can continue to exist. Thank you
What's he even trying to say?