That wasn't a joke suggestion? Never heard of that where I'm from. Does your magical land of fire safety also have fire-resistant cladding and insulation?
It's surprisingly well ventilated, lots of hidden air holes in the bottom near my mouth, and it doesn't tend to get too hot. I'd say I prefer it to the standard face masks from covid, breathing-wise. Tends to be cool here anyway
Worst aspect is the dark lenses, helps with bright lights and sunshine, but in the evening it can be hard to see
I'm actually really grateful for it, it helps reduce my extreme social anxiety. I also use a Venetian half mask as part of a masquerade look, and that has the same effect
Don't forget the terminal entries telling the story at you