Thebeardedsinglemalt @ Thebeardedsinglemalt @lemmy.world

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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass, true story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again! Different cat, same results complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he's buying another cat and I says to him Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too, why don't you knock it off! And he says to me "Thebeardedsinglemalt, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

My couson was a weird guy

People who are so American they're moving to Russia!

Ooh yeah send all of em over to Russia to align with their spiritual and moral values. Especially the ones who "I would've been locked out of the Marines during boot because I'd have punched the drill sergeant" types and see what happens when they get conscripted.

Let's see his bone spurs get him out of that one

Big Trouble in Little China

The problem was the story itself was so self-contained any sequel they tried would have clearly been nothing but a huge cash grab.

But they supposedly are making a sequel, starring The Rock 🫤

There were plans, with the daughter joining the family business.

FUBAR on Netflix isn't terrible since it plays some of the same keys as True Lies, and it got renewed for a second season...but it's painfully obvious that Arnold is too old for this stuff anymore.

They tried a TV reboot adaptation of True Lies. It was baaad

Hopefully the first plane is full of those fucktards who love wearing those American flags shirts that read "if this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"

It takes him 2 tries to get up off the couch

My hardcore conservative uncles: This is what prices are when you pay this moron behind the counter $15 an hour!

Taco Bell used to be a goto, then they tried to get too creative and half their stuff became a sloppy greasy mess. Now you can't go and simply get 3 soft tacos and a drink for under $10 and they seem to change the menu every other week.

BRING BACK THE 2 MENUS AT THE DRIVE THRU SO I CAN DECIDE ON MY ORDER WHILE THE DOLT IN THE MINIVAN IN FRONT OF ME IS ORDERING FOR 12 PEOPLE!

since they used the pandemic to raise their prices to absurd levels

That seems to be the modus operandi for the last 2 years. blame the pandemic, preparing for a recession, something something. Or what the dolts use as an excuse "this is what the prices are when you kids want the minimum wages raised to $15/yr $15/hr" (damn my Hobbit thumbs on this phone keyboard)

If you ever watch CompanyMan on youtube, it's like 90% of all "The Fall of [Company]" involves either going public and then rapidly expanding, or "acquired by private equity firm then died in 5 years"

Some of the angriest, most bitter miserable snowflakes you could imagine.

A chronic C- student who did a Pass/Fail with some classes

I've league educated*

*2 years at Wharton (Penn), with a bachelor's in economics after doing 2 years at Fordham. Threatened to sue schools if they released any of his transcripts or records...like a completely normal, well balanced mentally stable individual

This is just another useless baseless tactic to

1. Disrupt the start of the DNC
2. Make "impeachment" seem so benign and common that that people won't care the next time a gopper is impeached for actual legit reasons

Did the New Orleans Saints front office help cover up this one too...

I've actually been considering getting a mini-pc. My old setup at home used to be my main PC hooked up to my TVs in the living room with a wireless keyboard. Id do some low end gaming on it and mostly streaming. Im in process of selling that house and looking to go back into a more traditional setup, with my main PC In a den with actual monitors, but still want to consider the option of having a mini PC in the living room TV for the occasional PC needs, and running lower end party games from steam like Jack Box.

I bought a couple a few years ago, the only one I still use is the PiHole, which has been phenomenal. I did try to use one as a media server but turned out to be more of a pain than it was worth.

Most of my sleep shorts/pants just come from whatever section is on sale at kohls, target, belk, etc. the softer the cotton the better. I don't have any dedicated sleep shirts, most of the time they're the T-shirt I wore that day, or just some older larger shirts.