Thebeardedsinglemalt @ Thebeardedsinglemalt @lemmy.world

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Exactly, I lost all taste for Airbnb when we were staying for 2 nights, and every 4 hours the owner was balsting me with text messages telling me I needed to rate them 5 stars because if I didn't they wouldn't rate me 5 stars...but I had to take out my own trash, put all towels and linens in the washer, and make sure to tidy up before I left or else I'd incur their "clean up fee". Fuck that shit, I'm not paying you a shitton of money to clean up after myself. Especially when half the bathrooms have black mold and rotten water damaged wood around the showers, and you have to be extra mindful because this was a time when hidden cameras were common.

They'd already be a millionaire if it weren't for the welfare queens and all the immigrants stealing their jobs/benefits!

/s in case it was obvious enough

Because "he did good at Chipotle he do gud here"

And when the expenses for his commute get too high, they just lay off a shitton of employees so the quarterly bottom line looks good.

I have a couple former coworker friends who slob this dude's knob all the time. One of em is staunch anti-govt (but loves his orange dictator obviously) and refuses flu shots from work every year because according to his this year is the year they start micro-chipping people.

Both of em would be the first in line for musk's chip

Boobs are awesome.

End of story

That's not even 2-D Candy Land

it's taylored fit for our style of humor

I was always kinda the same way with those stickers. I've always had a worry in the back of my head that if I like the sticker I'd be mad if it didn't stick or whatever I put it on I'd have to throw away.

I'm more of a T-shirt/sticker person. If I like the brewery I'll get a shirt (so long as they're not grossly overpriced) but will always try to get a sticker...again of they're not grossly overpriced. The only place that charged more than $2 for a sticker has terrible beer.

My big cooler is almost completely covered and it almost seems like half my shirts are from breweries.

My parents Volvo has a similar feature. I don't know if it's related to the doors or if there are pressure sensors in the back seat.

The downside is that goddamn thing is so over engineered that it gives dings and warnings for everything so after a short time they become white noise

The guy with knotted tires run half-baked because he only drives it on paved roads, the dirtiest it gets is when it rains, and the most it's ever hauled is a kids seat in the back. He was so close to buying a boat but always complains about gAs PrIcEs

What would you recommend? What are some popular donuts? Hell, he could've said to give him a good variety.

He sees an eclair for the first time...and his face lights up with glee...

Oh yeah it’s going to make him real popular with the second amendment people. LoL

98% of them are completely unaware of this or know he's only go after the other people and never theirs

I think it’ll be hilarious if Kamala Harris released a statement saying that unlike Trump she will never take your guns away.

While that would be a nice sting to the other side, that would alienate part of her base who are all for gun laws.

Dear right-wing dipshits who like to use the name Genocide Joe. Your orange turd wanna be emperor is actively sabotaging ceasefires and potential peace of said-genocide just to make current administration look bad. Donnie Death

Something about the "7 hills with the antichrist's name" oddly aligned with the 7 current buildings around the world with his name in big bold letters

Cris Collinsworth openly admitted to it

Just ask Steven Tyler

Plus it was easier to cover up back then.

One of those countries, as of March, was already in a losing war and the leader has already made vague threats to a nuclear option. Another country has been trying to get into a dick-measuring contest with world powers by using shows-of-force with long range missiles that happens to share a border with a country they've been kiiinda at war with for decades. Both aggressor countries are kiiinda aligned, or at least in league, with China, while the opposite countries are allied/aligned with the US.

This sounds like the kinda thing any rational leader would do.

Also, TIL Russia actually shares a border with N Korea.