Aghhh.. you’ve reminded me of the time I was in a room sleeping, but felt the sensation I was being watched, so I turned on the lamp next to my bed and a large pregnant insect crawled out of the bathroom in Palm Springs. I freaked out as it’s butt was full of what appeared to be a ridiculously bulbous egg sack.
I less than bravely called my sister in and instead of bothering to identify it, she grabbed a shoe and swiftly crushed it. It was a huge mess as the squish shot a juicy egg sack out on the floor. That night was my birthday lol.
Maybe that’s how they think the rest of world perceives it? Meanwhile, in the real world they’re talking like the guy from the old Micromachine’s commercials.
I’m sold, even if it means one more thing to wash. 😣 Does it make the mattress any warmer in the summer time?