The Rizzler @ ThatGuyNamedZeus @feddit.org

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I totally won't seed or pirate anything

normal? No, every normal school expirience ends like that.

Acceptable? Yes, every acceptable school expirience is pleasant

actually now that I think of it. this was a satire piece from when apple was about to reveal the first ipad, they literally said in a press release that it was going to be "a computer with no mouse and no keyboard" because they knew the media wouldn't stop talking about it. including the outlets that weren't paid to constantly talk about it

And contrary to popular belief the ipad was NOT the first tablet PC. The world's first tablet PC was made my microsoft in the mid 2000s and ran on windows XP nearly 10 years before the first ipad. and that windows tablet had twice as much ram, over 3 times the hard drive space, twice as many CPU cores as the first ipad that came out nearly a decade later

it's amazing what an ad campaign and a small percentage of incompetent windows technicians can do to public perception....actually that's not fair...There's plenty of idiots that think windows sucks just because they don't know how to use a computer and have the same problems on mac and linux they had on windows, because they're just stupid and it's because of that stupidity that microsoft hired the people in charge of developing windows now.

I had support from my family until I could support myself.

I have a really cool lamp right over here. It's called a "boog zipper" here, I'll turn it on for you.

I have pretty good insurance through my job. if my doctor says I need it I get it

Ask yourself this.

What was the first thought you had once you realized you wouldn't have to go to school anymore?

was it "oh thank god! I'm out of there!" like a sane person

or!

"y'know what? I wanna spend my adult life in that horrible envirnment too!"

And I don't even need to finish my argument after that

didn't you hear? she's leaving

it's just a damn shame that Kathleen was only fired AFTER she made all the normies hate starwars

my ass turns into a rocket almost every day because of my high fiber and high protein diet

I fart A LOT...especially when I work out

the onion already made this joke over 15 years ago

A library is a tax-funded service and you're expected to return anything you check out from them.

I know that was a meme for awhile, but was it really THAT big of a story?

And that's why I never touch alcohol

The kitty wants the meat

How expirienced is the traveling salesman? How long has he been doing it and how many places does he go? What kinds of goods does he sell? How heavy are those? How many of them has he carried at one time?

And what kinds of things do the computer scientists do with computers? do they design 3D topigraphical maps? Do they make antivirus software?

I don't really know what kinds of things the computer scientists do or how that would come in handy for a race, but since the traveling saleman already travels to many places I'd give the win to the salesman

Also, is the race point-to-point? is it a track in a loop of some sort? is it a race around the entire planet?

That's a pretty bad job on the photoshop of his face. Don't believe me? Go to his offical youtube channel and look at his most recent video and you'll see this picture is altered

And I don't even watch his show

I do love me some high powered flashlights. For close quarters I'd probably use one of my flooders. Maybe my Acebeam E75 with the 519a or my Wurkkos TS22 with the 5000K XHP70.3 HI

Also, I'm not really religious, but I've had some expiriences that make me believe Jesus is real. Exactly what kind of influence he has over our plain of existance isn't exactly clear, but it's probably not much. Be a good person, because it's the right thing to do, don't cause harm to others, treat others the way you would like to be treated

I don't get it

No, they got mad at me too. it was like 3:00AM when that happened