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Texas_Hangover @ Texas_Hangover @sh.itjust.works
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  • Or get a real dog, if I wanted something that size, I'd get a freakin' cat.

    • how old were you the first time you got drunk?

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  • Are you a redhead by any chance?

    • how old were you the first time you got drunk?

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  • That's funny, I get to ranting about the commies after I've had a few as well.

    • Nobody is above the law

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  • No thanks, the spraying worked.

    • Nobody is above the law

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  • That's all lies. I've sprayed my cat like 5 times in his life, and lo and behold, he doesn't do the dumbasses things that got him sprayed anymore.

    • Flag flown upside down as sign of distress outside of US State Department building today

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  • What are YOU doing that's useful? Besides blustering on the internet that is.

    • Unmasked: Elon’s Secret DOGE Goon Squad—Every One Under 26

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  • Yeah, sure they will, because you are a certified badass, right?

    • Select a tip

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  • Its what you have to do these days if you want your uber to show up in a reasonable amount of time.

    • Teaching the scientific method

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  • So you're buying by the drum then?

    • Teaching the scientific method

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  • Slabs are good, but I rarely use more than half a stick at a time. The sticks are just easier to deal with.

    • Teaching the scientific method

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  • Where the fuck you getting your butter? I pay like $4 for 4 sticks of Kerrygold.

    • Tesla Gigafactory Berlin

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    • Sand Boa

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  • Good lord, go be defective somewhere else.

    • If I strapped a weight to a tortoise, could I train it go relatively fast?

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  • just get you a snapping turtle. they haul ass!

    • Sometimes I forget to hold the vodka tightly enough.

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  • Ain't trying to be "cool or romantic." Just trying to get through life. Get over yourself.

    • Would you do Onlyfans if needed the money?

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  • If I was attractive, yes.

    • The two ways of fighting profiteering

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  • Wes Watson over here.

    • Xi Jinping says no one can stop China’s ‘reunification’ with Taiwan

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  • Tankies gon' tank.

    • Ford’s X account calls Israel a ‘terrorist state’ in apparent hack incident

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  • A truthful one.

    • Jan. 6 rioter seeking asylum in Canada after skipping prison time for storming Capitol with mom

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  • 9 month sentence? Just go do it you pussy. I've served longer for possession of fucking WEED.