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Texas_Hangover @ Texas_Hangover @sh.itjust.works
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Kids born today are going to grow up in a hellscape, grim climate study finds

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  • Shame that your parents didn't feel that way.

    • Unbeatable

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  • That's really cool, I'm gonna have to try that with my next batch of chicks. They're such awesome little critters, I'd love to have an inside one.

    • Unbeatable

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  • I've had a lot of backyard chickens, but I've never had an indoor one. Have you trained her not to crap all over the house?

    • Maybe bring a napkin too.

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  • Why dont you just use your gun?

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  • It's easy to spew half-assed "calls to action" from behind a keyboard as well.

    • Not difficult to understand

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  • I give 'em the old "caring for a sick or dying family member." Look sad that they brought it up. That usually shuts them up.

    • Not difficult to understand

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  • Did you win the argument?

    • Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game

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  • I did take a pretty circuitous route... Kept getting distracted.

    • A study on tech literacy

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  • Autoexec.bat's and boot disks for everything ftw.

    • Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game

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  • Finish? It took me 80 hours to find my fucking dog.

    • TIL that the characters of Vasquez in Aliens (1986) and the stepmother in Terminator 2 (1991) were played by the same actor, Jenette Goldstein, apparently donning brownface for the earlier role

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  • Its almost like the people who come up with this batty shit never actually leave the basement, so they don't understand suntans.

    • Players Have Too Many Options to Spend $80 on a Video Game

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  • KCD2 Is pretty damn amazing.

    • Mike Waltz accidentally reveals obscure app the government is using to archive Signal messages

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  • Petah Tikva.

    Sounds like a Klingon insult.

    • Poop Drones Are Keeping Sewers Running So Humans Don't Have to

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  • Or you could read the article. Wheels ain't gonna work down there bro.

    • Cocaine "no worse than whiskey," would be "sold like wine" if legalized worldwide, Colombia's president says

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  • Motherfucker, that's breakfast.

    • Flavortown is dead 😔

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  • Carl's Jr. $5 Burger used to mock this bullshit. It cost $3 and it was fucking amazing.

    • Slate Truck is a $20,000 American-made electric pickup with no paint, no stereo, and no touchscreen

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  • What else are you going to do? I hate Bezoz as much as anybody, but if I could actually get one of these for 25k? I'd buy three of them just to keep around for emergencies.

    • Choose a number, 1-5!

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  • Username checks out. I do pity you.

    • Choose a number, 1-5!

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  • Lmao. Impressive how you manage to fuck up such a basic task as eating.

    Survival of the fittest needs to be a thing again.

    • Sales of Hard Drives for the End of the World Boom Under Trump

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  • You really should change your own oil and filter. Its stupidly easy, and the shit I've seen happen at lube shops makes me wake up in cold sweat.

    Nobody touches my vehicle unless I absolutely cannot accomplish the job myself.