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blast me off, fam

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  • Quart of vodka my ass! We call that "breakfast"

    • Just saw this while getting gas. Why is it illegal to get less than 4 gallons?

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  • It also gums the fuck out of fuel injectors, and you'll notice a drop in gas mileage Dependant on the blend. Its pretty awful shit. I don't know why the hell it exists.

    • The people who made Scrunchies understand this concept better than trash bag manufacturers.

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  • Shame you didn't learn some basic life skills along with your vaunted education.

    • Just saw this while getting gas. Why is it illegal to get less than 4 gallons?

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  • I got curious so I duckduckgo'd that shit.

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    • Todd Howard Said Fallout Won't Leave The United States

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  • Looks like you butt-hurted the MuRiCa BaD folks lol.

    • Man allegedly pours bleach into Oregon hatchery tank and kills 18,000 salmon

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  • Probably some vegan psychopath from PETA. They like to meaninglessly slaughter animals to prove their point.

    • The IR sensor chip from the Normal Wii remote could also be used as a IR homing sensor for Manpads with only the addition of better focus Optics

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  • Dafuq is a manpad? Is that for when your asshole is bleeding?

    • Tesla Cybertruck turns into world's most expensive brick after car wash

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  • I haven't seen Maddox in years! That was a memory trip.

    • Louisiana tells schools to just ignore Joe Biden’s new trans-inclusive Title IX rules

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  • So we should go back to weed and shrooms being straight up illegal countrywide then?

    • 4 Germans caught marking Hitler's birthday outside the Nazi dictator's birthplace

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  • Yeah, more authoritarianism. That has historically solved all the worlds problems.

    • bio students

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  • Practice.

    • US man arrested for allegedly throwing pipe bomb at Satanic Temple

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  • Motherfucker, he didn't rape the building. He didn't make a bomb out of his cock ffs. What are you on about with your castration?

    • LEARN THE DIFFERENCE PEOPLE 👏👏👏

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  • CAIMAN! Ffs, its not an island.

    • Individually-wrapped bacon slices for sale in a hardware store

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  • Finally a sensible opinion. I for one am making a weekend project out of making me a big ass batch of bacon jerky.

    • The US has so much space

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  • Oh neat! A long state. Everybody knows girth is more important.

    • The US has so much space

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  • Wtf is a Woonsocket?

    • Protecting your grain in 700 BC

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  • Zeus can find what?? Leaving out crucial information here!

    • If you could experience one historical event firsthand, which would it be and why?

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  • Jesus dude, you should go join the IDF, you'd fit right in.

    • Bet there's a real story like this out there somewhere

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  • Fun mushrooms taste terrible, you're not going to eat a lot of them by accident lol, you have to want to do it.

    • Missouri executes Brian Dorsey for 2006 double murder after mercy bid backed by 72 correctional officers

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  • Too bad they couldn't kill him twice. Seeing as how he's a double murderer.