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Americans, what's the plan if Trump wins the election in November? (serious)

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  • Coup. COUP! It's not a fucking chicken house!

    • Lil Peanut

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  • They probably could have determined this without beheading the poor critter.

    • What are you currently excited for?

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  • Nice! What's the car?

    • Massive explosion rocks SpaceX Texas facility, Starship engine in flames

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  • That's not how you spell l33t. You fucking n00b.

    • California Passes Bill Requiring New Cars To Beep At You When You're Speeding

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  • Yet another reason I don't live in California.

    • Massive invasive snakes are on the loose and spreading in Puerto Rico

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  • It would be great fun indeed, but we can already kill all the feral hogs we want, in any manner we choose, and we still have a shit load of them.

    • Trump floats idea of three-term presidency at NRA convention

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  • He already had one, dumbass.

    • Is This the End of Plastic? Visa's New Technology Could Replace Physical Cards

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  • Oops! Dyslexia lol. My bad.

    • Is This the End of Plastic? Visa's New Technology Could Replace Physical Cards

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  • SPIC lmao. They might want to rethink that acronym.

    • Stop him!

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  • You did good.

    • Tenacious flu

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  • My company, which is pretty generous (by US standards) gives us 8 paid sick days per year. Up until this year we got unlimited after that with a doctors note (unpaid, bit you wouldn't get fired for it.) This year they stopped accepting doctor notes, so if you rub out of sick time, tough shit. BUT if you're out for over a week, FMLA or disability or some shit like that kicks in, and there ain't fuck all they can do about it lol. And THAT shit is paid. I have a feeling they're gonna rethink the doctors note thing next year lol.

    • Americans are choking on surging fast-food prices. "I can't justify the expense," one customer says

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  • Good, stop eating that crap. Learning to cook was the best thing I ever did.

    • Someone has a sense of humor

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  • I'm totally gonna do this, only with the proper spelling of TIMMAAH.

    • What is the point of Xbox?

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  • Not to mention smug self righteousness.

    • The youth's slang is so hard to keep up with...

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  • Much like the abrahamic god, I love loopholes.

    • The youth's slang is so hard to keep up with...

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  • Doesn't have enough impossible to pronounce y's and L's.

    • Soup

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  • Lmao, remember that revived 80's douchbag business man on star trek TNG?

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  • Being able to block what you want is great, having other people decide what to block for you is not.

    • Antivax quacks are continuing to make up fantastical biological mechanisms for COVID-19 vaccine “shedding”

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  • Wrong about what? I didn't get the experimental vaccine, got sick twice. Ooooohhhhh scary, like a bad cold lmao. Meanwhile at least 3 people in my circle got the vaccine and fucking died. And the ones that didn't die all got sicker than me. I'm fine with my decisions lol. Why the fuck do people trust any government these days?

    • Antivax quacks are continuing to make up fantastical biological mechanisms for COVID-19 vaccine “shedding”

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  • A lot of people did die, we had athletes keeling over in record numbers "mysteriously."

    These were young extremely healthy people mind you. I can only imagine what that experimental shit would do to my alcoholic, chain smoking not-quite-fat-but-close-enough middle aged ass.

    Meanwhile, I got covid twice and it was no big deal so YMMV.