TexasDrunk @ TexasDrunk @lemmy.world

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Thus the salute!

Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade.

They've been tipping those for a very long time. I remember the first one I received was disguised as a $100 bill well before YouTube was a thing. Even almost 30 years ago we fought over who would work on Sundays because they would abuse 16 year old buffet workers back in '98.

My younger brother tried out all of my inventions. He was "willing", which really meant he never knew what I was asking him to do until it was too late.

I'm pretty ok at knapping flint and I'm not a terrible hunter. I'm also usually in poor health.

So I'd probably die as a baby.

But not simultaneously.

Get in the truck, we're headed out. I guess you can bring the fam but they might have to sit in the bed because I'm not putting my electronics back there.

Big hugs, buddy!!!

Damn, me too.

You've got to route it through the deflector dish.

Someone watched too much GI Joe. Cobra had their branding everywhere.

That's fucking wild. I have two cards that are occasionally declined because they want to make sure I'm making the transaction. I can afford it but I'd be pissed paying a fee because my credit card company suspected I might not be the one wanting to upgrade to a second phone or whatever.

https://heelys.com/pages/grind-plate-heelys

Vote now.

There used to be a company that sold grind plates you could add to your shoes but it looks like their website is defunct.

I like Hook too. I think I was 8 or 9 when it came out and it was amazing to me. My friend who is just a couple of years older didn't like it because his younger siblings fucked that up for him by playing it on repeat.

I love this movie so much, but I get it. I feel like you have to have seen it at a certain age in order to really feel it.

I thought Junior just meant they only had 3 or 4 pair of programming socks.

My brother and I always enjoyed going out to the woods together when we were young because you couldn't hear everything humming out there. I still enjoy it for the same reason.

My hearing isn't even that great because I've spent years around loud noises (industrial and concerts) without hearing protection. But I can still "feel" cheap chargers, bad screens, and florescent lights.

HEB baby! I can still get groceries!

It's like hoping Disney beats the government. I know who I prefer to win but either way I've probably lost.