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  • Having a bigger dick is overrated. Great for fantasy, but very impractical.

    I'd upgrade my lungs to be better filters and oxygenate my blood. My immune system to fight diseases my efficiently (turn it into a scalpel rather than a cluster-nuke). My brain to retain it's learning capabilities well into my later years. Completely overhaul my metabolism so that I won't have to do heavy exercise to get good muscles (really, all that exercise just exists to make one chemical reaction happen).

    After that, then, only then, might I consider doing something with my dick. Though perhaps more with my balls, so I can just switch off the reproductive capabilities to ensure safe sex.

  • Yeah... Like there'd be a bit more credence if the guy was going after the pelvis but... You'd have to either xray or extract the pelvis for that.

  • Sorry, but I feel 2014 should be replaced with 1980, 2018 should be replaced with 2000... Maybe 1990. But the whole monetisation thing started loooonngg before 2025.

  • First I typically see if other Proton versions work, like ProtonGE or Experimental. That tends to fix quite a number of issues.

    If still not, to ProtonDB I go. Often if I can't find a solution there it's hopeless.

  • I'm still using the latest version of Yuzu (the version shortly before the takedown). How does Torzu compare to that? And is it possible to add Torzu to Emudeck?

  • Yes, but those are dirty, brutish science rocks. Not special coloured crystals with the powers of emotional healing™, protection against negative auras™ or unseen life™, and the power to give a room or a house a positive atmosphere™.

    You know, the kind that those doctors (who totally know nothing at all!) don't want you to know about because it'll put them out of business.

  • You really are that stupid, huh?

    OK, let's do a little exercise; how many of their creature designs have been changed since launch?

  • The courts ruled it isn't plagerism. So... You're looking pretty stupid here.

    The patents in question have nothing to do with creature designs. And neither would patent law be covering the design of creatures. That would be copyright law.

  • They're all just incredibly shocked you're even playing the game.

  • I mostly use the Deck for emulation and to play my massive library of Indie games (thank you Humble Monthly).

  • No. Nope. Not at all. People from Tazmania are called that. Literally have a music friend from there who calls himself "Tazi-tech music".

  • The last Nintendo console I bought was the Nintendo DS lite. The last Nintendo product I bought was Age of Empires DS The Age of Kings.

    As you can probably tell, that was a rather long time ago. Since getting my first TTDS flash card I've more or less exclusively pirated Nintendo things. I'll just continue doing that.

    News like this isn't giving me any remorse.

  • I already signed last year. I sent it around all my friends here in Europe and they too signed. And then they sent it around their friends... I really don't know what else to do.

  • Homeopathy... Oh boy, my mom believes in it. As well as crystals with special powers.