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TallonMetroid
TallonMetroid @ TallonMetroid @lemmy.world
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Mammals Suck

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  • Platypi don't!

    • Elon Musk Rage Quits Livestream After Being Cyberbullied by Gamers

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  • "Retard", probably.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Be cheaper to source things from in house. Tariffs, y'know.

    • Yoon Suk Yeol removed as South Korea's president over short-lived martial law

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  • 4 months is honestly pretty quick for legal proceedings. Meanwhile, we had 4 fucking years to prosecute Tariffman, with goddamn jack to show for it.

    • Trump’s ‘idiotic’ and flawed tariff calculations stun economists

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  • B-but muh egg prices! Also, something something okay with the economy crashing if it owns the libs.

    • ‘Mission South Africa’: How Trump Is Offering White Afrikaners Refugee Status

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  • Do you really need to ask? Afrikaner nepo-baby is shadow president.

    • Elon Musk can’t take the heat

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  • Aww, little Afrikaner nepo-baby's pwecious fee-fees hurt? It's almost like being right-wing also means you're a special little snowflake who can dish it but can't take it.

    • Senator Elon Musk Called a ‘Traitor’ Gets Rid of His Tesla: Don’t Want a Car Built By An ‘A**hole’

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  • "Senator Elon Musk" is ambiguous phrasing. Obviously, what is meant is "Senator [that] Elon Musk", but it could also have been calling Aparthiedman himself a senator.

    • Nancy Pelosi Takes Aim at Chuck Schumer After Shutdown Surrender

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  • Man, I was just thinking last night that at least Pelosi never publicly capitulated like this, and then realized how absurd it was that I was yearning for the good old days of fucking Pelosi.

    • 'No one is expelling anyone from Gaza': Trump backpedals from ethnic cleansing plan

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  • Well, yeah. If they're all dead, there'll be no one to expel! /s

    • Trump admits prices are going up even more

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  • If you don't have at least a million dollars, can you even be considered human? /s

    • Changing of the hats

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  • At least they owned the libs!

    • France’s Macron brutally fact checks Trump to his face

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  • Corporate media doesn't give a shit, this is easy soundbites for them.

    • Trump's approval rating slips as Americans worry about the economy

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  • But he was gonna lower egg prices! 🙄

    • “Antiwar” Trump Wants the US to Ethnically Cleanse Gaza

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  • Might have misattributed the quote, but this was definitely something that the Cult of Skaro said to Cybermen during either the 9th or 10th Doctor runs.

    • “Antiwar” Trump Wants the US to Ethnically Cleanse Gaza

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  • "THIS IS NOT WAR. THIS IS PEST CONTROL!" -- Dalek Supreme Donald J. Trump

    • USPS temporarily suspends accepting packages from China and Hong Kong

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  • Every package I've gotten via DHL was fulfilled by USPS, though. Do they even have the infrastructure to handle their own deliveries?

    • Trump's effort to withhold federal funding triggers constitutional showdown

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  • The fact that Biden didn't immediately take advantage of that to purge the court for being blatant enemies of the republic was appalling.

    • Trump's effort to withhold federal funding triggers constitutional showdown

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  • That should have been obvious when they declared the president king.

    • Experts alarmed by Trumps’ crypto meme coins: ‘America voted for corruption’

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  • True, although personally I think "America didn't give enough of a shit to do even the bare minimum of voting" is no less damning.