TallonMetroid @ TallonMetroid @lemmy.world

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It's not like it's even all that difficult. Just don't act like a Nazi.

I'm a simple man. I see Metroid, I click.

Listen, kicking mooks 10 feet into the air and then shooting them with the Bat-tank's anti-tank gun is perfectly safe because he's using rubber rounds!

3 is entirely why I'm skipping the Switch 2, when I've previously had every Nintendo console since the SNES.

Back in Control, all the stoplight did was teleport you back to the entrance if you moved on red. That's way too easy for co-op though, so I'm sure Remedy changed it.

¿Por que no los dos? It's not like you're limited to only throwing one punch.

Centrists always side with fascists over leftists.

Instructions unclear, constructed a guillotine.

Date rape drugs.

Politically incorrect but factually true? Like the fact that his dick doesn't work?

Well, it does in MAGAland, unfortunately.

Honestly, given that her whole thing is the climate crisis, just about the only more disrespectful thing you could've done was name a cryptocurrency after her.

B-but I thought they didn't have the ability to get him out of CECOT!

I don't think so? Yeah, every accusation is a confession and all that, but I don't remember seeing anything to substantiate it.

Does your car have an aux port? If so, get a 3mm male-to-male audio cable and plug one end in the iPod and the other in the aux port.

So, not only can he no longer get it up, he can no longer hold it in?

Nah, get Hilary back in there. It's finally her time again for reals.

Well, I mean. If it's really true that ol' Lonnie can't get it up anymore because of a botched gender affirming operation, it would actually be a step up, since now she doesn't need to fuck anyone.

Could be inherited.

Wow, really? I thought that was a Kardashian.