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  • Not counting Tabaxi, Leonins, Shifters, Minotaurs, Satyrs, Harengons, Loxodons, Giffs, and potentially Bugbears? No, I don't think so. Because Yuan-ti, Lizardfolks, Dragonborns, Tortles, Kobolds, Locathahs and Grungs count as scalies. And I think Aarakocras, Kenkus and Owlins count as feathery.

    Wait, how are we handling druids? Cause they can be any race...

  • Have you ever thought about taking him on a trip to El Dorado?

  • "What do they look like?"
    "Middle sliders on the character creator."

    "Any motivations?"
    "Do quests to earn money."

    "How about a backstory?"
    "Did quests and earned money."

  • Nah, it'd need to be a sexy man. Otherwise, there's no way fascists will listen to her.

  • I absolutely love the story of how she duelled a man, stabbed him, he sent an apology letter to her in which he praised her skill, and then she slept with him.

    And my favourite part of the "burned down a convent to run off with one of the nuns" story is how they broke up a few months later. This is a girl who will commit arson for a girl, and it won't even be a serious relationship.

  • It is actually a good strategy to dilute the term Dungeon Master into a general phrase, because that means Hasbro can't enforce their copyright. For instance, Aspirin is a brand name, but it's such a generic term that anyone in the US can call their product Aspirin without risk.

  • Yeah, and my D&D campaigns involve a police state run by nepo-babies, equipped with stolen technology and a fascist militia. So surely the D&D one should ALSO be Elon, right?

  • ...Wait, so running D&D and setting the players against Belon Husk isn't what you're meant to do? Or do you think it's fine, so long as he's a sorcerer or something?

  • You went through a lot of effort to avoid saying "Roberto"

  • It has been a while since I've seen the movie, so I looked it up to make sure. Her power is to borrow other people's powers through physical contact. Essentially, if contact is short and he can regain his power fast enough (which he does), he's fine. Those few seconds his regeneration helps with are all he needs.

  • Her touch isn't instant death, but it's fast enough that it makes no difference to most people. His regeneration can keep up, but barely. And at the end of the first movie, he does touch her.

  • Take your pick, really. I can think of a couple of things just off the top of my head.

  • :) definitely wins out. Whenever I'm watching a streamer make a prediction that's amusingly close to the truth, the chat turns into a sea of coy :) comments.

    Also, I feel like the crowd that would use :D have now moved onto emojis.

  • I was introduced to one of my favourite game series by a lets play channel I don't watch anymore. I was introduced to that lets play channel because they played a game I haven't actually played myself. I was suggested that game by an ex partner. We first went out because I recognised an anime chartacter on her t-shirt. I haven't seen the anime the character was from, but one of my friends has.

    The chain of fate is pretty stupid when you actually look at it. And now I'm sitting here, wondering how Ace Attorney is going to radically change my life.

  • And after he was shot by a cannon, he was Napoleon blown-apart.

  • It's not dada. It's too coherent to be dada, and it's too shit to be anything else.

    In order for something to be an artistic choice, it has to be a choice. It has to have meaning and intent. AI did not choose to put a glass there, it calculated that there was probably a glass there based on shitty reasoning. AI does not have the creative capacity to make art. It can only make images, and those images are shit.

    You've thoroughly proven you can't tell between slop and high art, so thank you for the compliment of my critique.

  • Surrealism is not nonsense. It has a purpose, even if that purpose is hard to tell. If you think Dali and AI slop is the same, you don't understand either.

  • AI is like a housefire. Nobody wants it. Nobody needs it. It's just a bad thing, and if someone sees it, they're more than justified in being upset and trying to get rid of it. Don't defend the fire, or you'll be the first to burn.

  • So is toast.

  • I'll stop saying it if it stops being true.