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  • Not everyone is ignorant there, just enough of a voting majority to absolutely fuck themselves in a wide array of ways, and by extension, fuck up the rest of the country to a small extent.

  • Understandable if you grew up playing CoD/Halo, or even follow scrubquotes on twitter.

  • Same but in my defense I only ever go to the music tab on spotify because I have no interest in any podcasts.

  • Personal reddit conspiracy theory as to why image hosting is on site:

    1. r/fatpeoplehate exists, does its thing (hating fat people)
    2. They get some images removed from imgur, the image host du juor of reddit at the time.
    3. They go on the offensive and start harassing fat imgur workers.
    4. The subreddit gets banned.
    5. Under a year later, reddit puts in image uploading.

    My theory is that 3 resulted in imgur hitting up reddit and threatening to block the site if they didn't reign in fatpeoplehate. Reddit did, by 4, because the alternative was no images and that would absolutely fuck reddit up. This in turn leads to 5 to prevent that powerplay again.

  • Somethingawful is still going strong, even after Lowtax died.

  • So that’s how I, a single guy who lives alone, ended up with 60 eggs

    If the lore is accurate, after eating all of those you should be roughly as big as a barge.

    Or dead from the cholesterol. One of the two.

  • Banning everyone takes a bot, which is rate limited. Same with a trash flood.

    Automod though, you can easily set to do things like remove all new comments and submissions, remove stuff on one report (which lets you use the argument no one really believes that you're letting the users have more control.), allow new submissions but lock every comment section, or allow only select users to post, whether based on karma, username, flair, etc.

    Possibilities are endless really.

  • like 10 seconds in automod to get right around that shit lmao.

  • No one would blink an eye at a country rock cover of, "Gas gas gas". Hell they'd prob think the original was the knockoff.

  • Man card bottle opener

    lol he has to use a special tool to open his bottles. Table edge is right there tough guy... or literally any hard object you can get about an inch of leverage with (so not your dick ayo), Belt buckle is possible, doesn't even have to be a special one. Keys, a dollar bill, lighter, principle doesn't change too much between them. Hell even your wedding ring... oh... awkward.

  • If Vance gets absolutely demolished, which by all available evidence seems to be likely, Trump will clamor for another debate to try and fix things. If its middling, probably not.

  • Old folks are retired, thus more free time, and I'm guessing there's a bit of civic duty imprinted on them as well.

  • You can only get more conservative when you have things to protect like a house and a pension.

    Most millennials retirement plan atm is die of heatstroke in 150 degree weather in a 8 person shared apartment in Alaska.

  • Rush, Carlson, Hannity, O'Reilly, no one remembers them or will remember them after they're gone. Agitators who screamed into the void and only served to fatten their pockets and make the world worse.

  • Previously, any time they'd normally go to court, which was fairly rare, per the article.