Stamets @ Stamets @lemmy.world

30s | Gay | Stressed | Canadian | Creator of /c/TenForward

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That's very true but it's not just the media that is complicit in this. Damn near everyone in a position of power or authority who keeps saying nothing or the absolute bare minimum. The longer this goes on the longer Canadians will never trust Americans again, nevermind the rest of the planet. Every ounce of soft power you guys had has been obliterated and America is never going to get it or trust in it back within our lifetimes.

I was being facetious for comedy effect. My point was that they're like if Remy the Rat opened a pizzeria but was just a literal fuckin' rat.

You can keep your folded monstrosity but keep in your borders!

Thank you lol and Detroit-Style or bust.

I'm preparing for a wave of downvotes from people who will praise Jon for the same rip but will give me shit for ripping apart his tarp of grease and failed dreams. I mean at least his 'pizza' folds easier than his morals. I do love the dude but he is just wrong on pizza.

Edit: Look at that, I was right lol

I recorded this rant because I'm bored. I fuckin hate deep dish and NY style pizza.

I don't know what kind of culinary trauma Chicago is working through but their pizza isn't pizza, it's a STEW, or at best a stew with ambitions. It's a stew with a gluten lid. I need a ladle, not a fork. I have to displace sauce like I'm fording the fucking Oregon Trail just to find the crust. It's lasagna that forgot it was Italian. It's soup gaslit into thinking it can achieve something. You don't eat that shit you survive it. You don't chew it, you contemplate your entire life while shoveling it in and wondering how something with so much molten cheese could still feel emotionally cold.

I'm in agreement with Jon when it comes to Deep-Dish pizza and how it isn't a pizza but a tomato-laden crime scene in a cast-iron pan. But he comes in so hot and screaming like he's right about how real pizza folds. No. No Jon. I ain't ever going to trust a fucking dude from New Jersey when it comes to pizza. That's just New York opinions with worse parking. It's like if Staten Island got a podcast and decided it was a food critic. These are people who look at a strip mall and say "This is where I want my Italian food experience to begin." You ever seen a pizza joint from Jersey? Half of them double as laundromats or vape shops. They serve slices so thin you could laminate one and use it as a fucking bookmark. Their idea of crust is "whatever's left after sadness finishes baking." You pick up a slice and it'll collapse faster than their economy would if you banned tanning beds.

Fucking Jon motherfucking goddamn Stewart out here talking about how reall pizza fooooolds. Oh. Does it? DOES IT JON? Real pizza folds? My money folds (jiggle jiggle). My spine folds after sleeping the wrong way. My dreams fold under the pressure of existence. That doesn't make thme LUNCH. But of course he would love this goddamn monstrosity called 'New York Style Pizza'. You would too if you grew up being told that thin floppy bread covered in oily regret was pizza. It isn't pizza. It's barely a suggestion of pizza. It's whispering the concpet of mozzarella over a saltine while screaming about the Jets.

I love Jon. I really do but I wish he would stick to tearing down Fox News and republicans because when he says NY Pizza is the real deal all I hear is "I enjoy food that is as thin, undercooked and as lacking in substance as a conservative argument." Stay with eviscerating fascists and not defending pizza that looks like it needs an intervention and a fuckin' towel.

Love you too buddy <3

I'm gonna be real. Stuff like this news is why we in Canada aren't really changing our opinion of America overall and Americans. It's like everyone with a platform to say anything just says the bare minimum possible. Like if we heard a lot more public people say that Donald Trump is a literal traitor to the constitution we might change our opinion a bit. But it's just... this. Harshest language I see is on Lemmy and Reddit. Dude was almost killed during the insurrection but the best he can say is that they're "petty" and should "shove the plaque up their ass".

I thought that the celebration over Thatchers death was big... Pumpkin Spiced Stalin is going to break records. Pissing literally everyone off except his cult members.

Oh I wasn't saying that like I was complaining. Was saying that like to add onto your comment for those confused by the title. Sorry if it came off bitchy.

Thus the title <3

So what you're telling me is that I had a hand in your infection... mwahahahaha. No but for real. I fucking love Star Trek and by now you clearly know why. You've seen everything the shows have to offer. And no matter whether they're "good" or "bad", they all have some hope to give or moral to tell or journey to go on. They're awesome. I'm glad that someone else has shared in the joy of that too. Just... give Discovery a chance despite what you've heard.. New shows, fans get salty... Make up your own mind on if you like it. But I will say that like every Trek show, first season is a bit rocky...

Which doesn't change the fact that he looks an NPC. I'm sure he's awesome, I cannot fucking stand him (personal gripes), but dude look auto generated

Hell yeah, someone caught the reference

Thank you. A deep dish pizza isn't a pizza. It's, at best, a fucking stew.

Genuinely? You have no idea how glad I am to hear that. I mean that's a whole lot of Trek to watch, damn. When you did fall to our invasive efforts?

Sounds like everyone needs to change their priorities. Women ain't getting shit as I am notoriously homosexual and my knees are too terrible and my jokes too dry. Men. Find a better role model, I beg of you. As for all the non-binary peeps, sounds like you're all well adjusted at the moment so I'll leave that be.

I apologize profusely.

You and me both...

I love Solid JJ with all my lil gay heart.