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  • "Mom, is it because it's not hetero sex talk, mom? Mom, this is me, your son, mom."

  • My therapist actually helped me uncover a repressed memory about our dear uncle. You wouldn't believe what he asked me to do.

  • Same. This eyeballing of Canada has me a little stressed out that my life will go back to being absolute shit and I won't have healthcare or be happy.

  • "AWWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoof over your head!"

    "AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoom overlooking the sea!"

    "AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuugula on your healthy salad because I know you love it!"

    "AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooster crowing in the morning 'cuz baby, I bought you a farm!"

  • I have a debilitatingly shy bladder in public washrooms, and I don't know if pissing loud as fuck would be boon or a curse.

  • They all have cousins, so..

  • Is this what powers the Celina 52 Truck Stop?

  • I'm a Valheim guy myself. Pretty relaxing life out in the Meadows.

  • It's honestly pretty fucking sad. It's a bummer to see how many people on this planet become willful (sometimes) cannon fodder for some perceived glory that feels bigger than them, but in reality, their motherland is often just another gluttonous vampire slowly feeding on their necks and humming songs of heroism into the victim's ear.

    This man's vampire probably watched his family starve with indifference, and then after this guy committed some sort of crime of desperation, it pulled him close, stroked his hair, and whispered that there was still a way to make it up to him. To make it up to all of them. And my, how proud you'll make the motherland.

  • You spin a wheel and they ship you free meat. I couldn't disagree with you more. I recommend anyone try it out. I don't know why it exists, but my freezer is stocked.

  • I often see reels with an annoying guy pretending to be shocked by connections and Easter eggs in Disney films. It cuts back to him every few seconds to show him squinting his eyes inquisitively, making eye contact with the viewer, or rubbing his chin in thought. I hate it so much.

  • I sit with one foot on the floor and the other foot (leg bent out to the side) beneath my opposing knee. I think this may have contributed largely to the miniscal tear I had to get surgery on two years back.

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  • I hate the slugs who overlay themselves front-and-center over another video to repeatedly point at whatever they want you to observe while steadily breathing through their mouth.

    It's even worse when they first point to their ear and then their eye to say, "LISHEN 'n LOOKSH, bruh.."

    We are truly in a Renaissance of fucking idiocy.

  • Used to love losing power during ice storms as a kid. Sure, I couldn't play Bassin's Black Bass on SNES, but my dad would stoke the fireplace and light up the extremely dangerous kerosine heater that smelled fucking awesome. Then we would chill with my mom on the couch and read Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

    That kerosine heater never did blow the family up..

  • It's just shitty because what real alternative is there? You either go all-in on the Conservative fuck-train or you attempt some desperate form of damage control by voting for the moderately more palatable option. There's no in-between in the US that isn't a symbolic losing bet.

  • This kills the man.

  • As a career produce manager I can confirm that we average about a Spock per minute. Usually elderly, and determined to destroy this year's crop of peaches from BC.

    "It's like my grand-dad always told me.. If ya don't squeeze the peach in'ta noodles it might not be a real peach. Ya doin' the next guy a favah.."