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Squeezer @ Squeezer @lemmy.world
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What do you say or do with the person in the mirror?

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  • Do crazy slutty makeup sometimes, just to feel crazy and slutty.

    • What are some good books you've been reading lately?

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    • The grand prize

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  • I have a cube of tungsten at work that is 40mm x 40 mm, it is comedically heavy. This thing would be nuts.

    • What word or term annonys you?

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    • More than 22 tonnes of cheddar stolen from Neal's Yard Dairy

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  • This is such a shame, I love Neal’s Yard. You go in there, and they just keep handing you little pieces of different delicious cheeses until you crumble and give them all of your money. It’s such a charming way of doing things, I overspend every single time, and never regret it.

    • America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

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  • Imagine thinking that you’re tougher than context.

    • giving her 🧀

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  • Wisdom.

    • What songs does your local Ice Cream Van play?

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  • ‘Oranges and lemons say the bells of St Clements’ but like it’s from the minaret of a mosque run by the hard of hearing. It’s aggressive.

    • The Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 had a massive impact on my taste in music.

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  • SKATE 2 had a totally banging soundtrack. No Swift. She has a terrible reach into the skate game history books.

    • What hobby was easier to get into than you thought?

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  • I reckon you can still do it. Buying lumps of sawn hardwood is expensive, but if you start looking for what people throw away you can do it. You can find hardwood that is completely illegal to cut and sell these days if you look for mid century furniture that’s getting thrown out. Or softwoods. You’re not stupid, and you can carve if you want to.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • A girl sidled up to me at college when I was About 18 and just said “you have beautiful veins”

    • Elon Musk shares fake news about England rioters being sent to Falklands

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  • The persistent bullshit cuntery is exhausting. This feels like a tactic, trumpian relentless attention grabbing. Fuck him.

    • Dutch toilets

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  • PICK-PONGGG….

    • UPDATE! Now 30% of Lemmy Apps display posts accurately

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  • wefwef 🫡

    • I can still hear his voice

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  • Martin Freeman

    • Cyber attack on London hospitals declared critical incident

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  • How can you be so bent out of shape as a human to think that fucking over kids at the Evelina is the way to spend your day, to make your daily bread.

    • What's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?

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  • Feels like a super power when you’re scuba diving and you see all the other divers holding their noses!

    • beholder

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  • I’ve had a couple of women follow me in to public toilets and commandeer aim. I had to muster unbelievable levels of concentration to get it done. Some bit of my brain has never worked at that level before or since.

    • What would you bring to an adult show and tell?

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  • 😍

    • What skincare products do you use?

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  • Seeing that you’re in the UK I recommend Facetheory. Good products and there’s always an offer code for 20% off. https://www.facetheory.com/