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Farting

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  • Probably gets an air enema beforehand.

    • NASA has again delayed Boeing Starliner’s return to Earth

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  • Just jettison it into the atmosphere and send them down on something else.

    • Sensory secrets of penis and clitoris unlocked after more than 150 years

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  • My wife, a doctor, can support this conclusion. My doctor-wife says getting wet is a medical condition that other women should see my doctor wife about.

    -Ben Shapiro

    • Constantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already."

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  • "Yup, the funeral is next week."

    • The dying gasps of NY Public Library Social Media

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  • Sell it to the library? Wait.

    • The four horsemen of online profile pictures

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  • Is it double i or double n?!

    • Why is China targeting #MeToo activists?

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  • "If we arrest everyone who is sexually assaulted, there will be no more sexual assault." -Xi Poo Bear

    • This union was not meant to be.

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  • Tricks on you, we're an odd number only family!

    • [Meta] Did we drop the "what are you playing" monthly thread? Also, mods haven't been active for a while, should someone take over?

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  • I'm starting XCOM for the first time and it's pretty fun so far, pretty brutal at times though.

    • Do you recognise any usernames on Lemmy?

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  • For those who don't get the joke, it's a play at the concept of the "both sides" argument of political and international relations, and the website is a pun on genocide. The joke being that by pretending to see everything through an objective lens, you're allowing the aggressors to commit genocide.

    • Do you recognise any usernames on Lemmy?

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  • I didn't think to add one. BRB.

    Edit: And done!

    • Do you recognise any usernames on Lemmy?

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  • Wait, I thought the Margot Robbie account admitted to not being the real person? Lol.

    • LET'S GO GAY THEBANS

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  • I don't think they were gay in the modern meaning of the word, many of the men had wives and children, but they had sex with each other for fun.

    • Reasonable task

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  • Oh, we think about doing it, a lot. We're even sad we haven't done it. We're aware it's easy and will only take a minute too. We just... can't, yet. The reason is unknown to us.

    • Himbos should rule the world

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  • I think you're confusing it for my boxes, pillows, and string kink.

    • Have you ever been punched in the face as an adult? What's the story?

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  • This made me laugh out loud and now my wife wants to know what was funny... Thank you.

    • More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus

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  • I hate when the far right says, "Who's gonna pay for it?!" Referring to any program that would help the poor or needy... What would Jesus do? Asshole.

    • Missouri woman's murder conviction tossed after 43 years. Her lawyers say a police officer did it

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  • Some states have "maximums" to pay for wrongful convictions as well, like tragically small payouts. I feel like if you steal years of someone's life, they shouldn't have to worry about another thing the rest of the life you didn't steal.

    • [News] Splatoon 3 - A "Super Jump-a-thon" Challenge will be held on Jun 19th at 2 AM (UTC)

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  • Awesome! I'm so glad Splatoon has made it to Lemmy! I'll see you there!

    • She takes after her dad

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  • I see you got the cop training down, I bet she "reeks of marijuana and alcohol too."