The others have explained it better than I ever could, but I'd like to add that I haven't even checked whether Napoleon fails the Bechdel test. I'm reasonably certain that the Ulvæus test is bullshit, because I just made it up.
I didn't realise it was an ideology. I thought it was people who didn't expect women to have independent thought, and who hadn't discovered the power of soap and toothpaste being bitter about their dating prospects.
On the one hand, it has zero impact on my life, since I will not be buying these cars for another 15-20 years, if ever. On the other, seeing evidence of enshittification everywhere I look is the thing that will radicalise me, much sooner than that.
Ackchyually.. what you invented is not pasteurization, since the guy it would go on to be named after hadn't been born yet. Name it after yourself or your cat or whatever.
I think she meant one of those true crime podcasts where they discuss murders that had happened elsewhere, but I like the way you think. It's an odd premise though, because I suspect it would become increasingly difficult to book guests from episode 2 onwards.
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