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SonicBlue03
SonicBlue03 @ SonicBlue03 @sh.itjust.works
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would you rather your stool had the consistency of creamy peanut butter, or medium gravel?

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  • Not really.

    • yp#'yYS-!n?rPBl0-+As0:.y`nmBQSaI

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  • A-I-A-I-Oh no.

    • Google illegally maintains monopoly over internet search, judge rules

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  • Google is the best internet search according to Bing.

    • Dutch toilets

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  • This is how you go Dutch.

    • What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop?

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  • I need to pinch a loaf.

    • Most important map

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  • Wall's Ice Cream. Good Humor in the US.

    • Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings

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  • How about some pancake hot dogs for dessert...

    • Hors d'oeuvres

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  • Porkenstalk sandals.

    • When diarrhea hits so hard u need to hold on

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  • Putting both handles on a single pole promotes bad form.

    • Forest Grump

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  • Life is like an AI box of chocolates.

    • Is 0.3 quarts extra too much oil in a car?

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  • I wouldn't think it would be a problem. If you're concerned you can siphon some out through the dipstick opening.

    • SEEKING: Crew for subaquatic adventures

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  • Jacques Poochsteau

    • Sunglass holder?

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  • Kinda looks like a robot eating Taco Bell.

    • I Might Have Ordered the Wrong Sandwich

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  • Looks like what you received is Greater Than Horse.

    • Anybody know the species of this fledgling?

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  • I believe it's a starling of some kind also.

    • Is this something I should be worried about?

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  • It's a blood blister like u/MyPornViewingAccount suggested. Best to do nothing. It will go away.

    • Incomplete copulation

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  • Of course. But it was after a film.

    • Incomplete copulation

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  • It's from the Bird Kama Sutra.

    • Bug: I am on an iPhone, using the Web app. Every time I set sort for the home feed to, the system will change it back to hot.

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  • Log into Lemmy in a web browser and check your default sort settings for your account. Voyager likely is looking at those.

    • Lockdown mode in Android 15 protects your phone from 'juice jacking'

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  • You certainly don't want anyone jacking your juice without permission.