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SonicBlue03 @ SonicBlue03 @sh.itjust.works
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TIL there's such a thing as vegetarian Spam

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  • Though we've just met I'm already ready to un-meet UnMeat.

    • Please, don't spread Ms. Information

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  • You must be Ms. Taken.

    • We lost a real one. RIP Sun Floer

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  • This is diasturbing news.

    • Empire's New Dough-main

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  • I'd say they're on a roll. A rich and buttery roll.

    • NoSafetySmokingFirst - Like Don'tDeadOpenInside, but the other way around.

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  • I don't see any crew in the shot. Guess everyone was smoking.

    • Dead cat sleeve

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  • They're probably not her dead cats.

    • Siri getting dumber lately?

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  • Siri isn't as young as she once was. Maybe try speaking a little louder than usual.

    • Boeing Embarrassed as ‘Stuck’ Astronauts to Return with SpaceX.

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  • This is one of the main reasons I won't go to the ISS.

    • What would your cat's Google search history be?

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  • Fish near me

    How old is Garfield?

    Adult cat scratching post sites

    • What's a phrase you hear a lot, but disagree with?

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  • Yeah but at the end of the day it is what it is.

    • Chick-fil-A plans to launch streaming service with original shows

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  • Chick Flicks

    • Now that's just rude

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  • Q: What did the nude penguin say to the profane alcoholic? A: I don't remember but it had something to do with smoking.

    • Occasional weed use sucks

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  • Some like their bud light.

    • New model

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  • This one looks to need about 30 windshield wipers. Can't seem to find a happy medium.

    • What's your main thinking rock?

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  • Everything is smart these days.

    • You won't learn this in driver's ed

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  • Backing out can be tricky.

    • Cruisin' for Burgers

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    • Now I want to try a cup for myself

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  • They're rolling the dice here. It was just one woman on Trip Advisor. I'd try a cup anyway.

    • You don't say

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  • If you drive a Saturn into the Pacific Ocean there's a good chance most of us will survive. Saturns have a low buoyancy.

    • He's good at one thing and one thing only

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  • Dr. Dong Gone