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  • These people didn't support Trump out of a selfless desire, out of altruism, out of a sense of love and patriotism for their country. They did it to benefit themselves.

    She just described the entire Trump administration. No thoughts, empty head.

    Also, when the talks, her mouth moves and her eyes blink but the rest of her face does not move and it's freaking me out.

  • Not trying to be that guy, but it's urea, which breaks down to ammonia due to microbial action once it's out of the cat. If a cat is pissing ammonia, it has big problems and needs to see a vet.

    Other contributors to awful cat piss smell are mercaptans, the same compounds responsible for the scent of skunk spray, and pheromones and fatty acids released when the cat is spraying versus normal urination. It's all compounded by cats being adapted for arid environments so their urine is much more concentrated than human urine.

    I love cats but they're gross little fuckers sometimes.

  • Wow, you're completely right and I never recognized this before. I'm your quintessential cat person. I've lived with cats since the day I was born. They cuddled with me in my crib. My first word was cat. We joked that I was raised by cats. I'm just used to cats and don't often think about their behavior.

    My partner is a dog person, so now we have a mixed family. When the dogs cross a boundary, we do something to correct their behavior and there is the expectation their behavior will change. If it doesn't, we adjust our response until it does. When cats cross a boundary, we still do something to correct the behavior, but entirely expect the cat will continue doing it and respond no differently when they continue with the original behavior.

  • It might even make smarter decisions. The last few companies I worked for had total morons for CEOs, but they sure maximized short-term profit (by burning the company down).

  • Only so they can familiarize their fanbase with new talking heads to later be installed in government.

  • See, it'll be perfect. First we clear cut the forests. We sell the rights to strip mine what we can, drill for oil and gas, then frack out what we can't drill. Then we hire lowest bidder construction to build low quality, rental-only subdivisions and repurpose the frack wells to drinking water wells! When it's found the water is contaminated, we charge a purification surcharge. It's all one big, beautiful cycle to maximize wealth extraction!

    -Shithead private equity firms, probably

  • Many miss that Musk's companies don't have any measure of success because of him, but instead have it despite him. A lot of intelligent people work for SpaceX and Tesla. Imagine what they could and would do if they didn't have a petulant man-baby constantly interfering.

  • Plus he's useless in any situations that require knowledge or experience. What value would he really add to deliberations?

  • You are being very generous with that "acceptable quality".

  • The only consistency is their holding whichever position is most advantageous at any given moment.

  • That's me today! I'm playing my favorite game: chronic illness or acute illness?

  • Put a big hole in that incline and your proctologist can do their thing too!

  • Here's an old but short one. I was selling my Xbox 360. A couple comes to pick it up, so I start it up so they can test it out. Red ring of death. It never had any issues before. I was so flustered and embarrassed that I just gave it to them.

  • This is a great idea! I also get tons of time wasters. We once had over 10 people flake on picking up a free couch. I could instead list things for cheap and just give them away to whoever shows up.

  • I'll start with one that happened over the last two weeks. I had a weight set I was giving away. I was first contacted by a fellow who was interested but couldn't pick it up for two weeks. He asked if I'd hold it for him. For two weeks. WTF. I refused and told him that I've literally never had anyone follow through when I've held items, so hit me up in two weeks if the posting is still up.

    He calls me and lays this sob story on me: his mother needs it for physical therapy but they don't have a lot of money. They'd pick it up now but his father is out of town with their only vehicle for two weeks. He promises me that he's a man of his word and he will keep his word to get it if I keep mine to hold the gym set. My inbox is already blowing up from others wanting to get it, so I know I'll be able to offload it, no problem. I decide to give him a chance and hold it.

    A week later, I text him to verify he's still interested. He assures me he is and that he's so grateful I'm holding it. I text him again the day before he's supposed to pick it up to check again. He tells me they bought a new set instead. I respond, telling him how I made an exception to not holding things and he gave me his word. He tells me to go fuck myself.

    I relisted it and it was gone within two hours. Just for giggles, I check a few local listing apps later that day. My former weight set is now listed on Facebook Marketplace, using the same picture I had, for $100.

  • Biden too since the fat, orange monkey just can't get over losing the 2020 election to him.

  • Even Bush looks competent compared to the orange clown. This sucks.