"This exxotixx realistic griphon penis is over 3 meters long. Lucky for me, the human intestines measure up to over 7 meters, so this should only get me half full!"
we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying "this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital"
It's called a sabbatical. 2018 was the greatest year of my life. I learnt spanish, got regular exercise, and just really lived.
depends how they do it. Nothing says "we're a legit chinese restaurant" more than getting the "fuck off oranges" when you're done.
at that point just turn them into soylent