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  • It's meant to be a televangelist.

  • at that point just turn them into soylent

  • it's cheaper to pay them to live a basic existence than to police them for comitting crimes.

  • No! Surgeonfish is innocent!

  • "This exxotixx realistic griphon penis is over 3 meters long. Lucky for me, the human intestines measure up to over 7 meters, so this should only get me half full!"

  • we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying "this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital"

  • If yOu aRe nOt uNdEr cApItAlIsM It's yOuR OwN FaUlT

  • It's called a sabbatical.

    2018 was the greatest year of my life. I learnt spanish, got regular exercise, and just really lived.

  • whats the film?

  • Deathnote was mid, also a product of the post 9-11 world.

    I watched it recently

  • what's in your pants? a gun.

  • That salad bar. The cups. The lamps.

    My god, it even has a drinks fountain.

  • depends how they do it. Nothing says "we're a legit chinese restaurant" more than getting the "fuck off oranges" when you're done.

  • 80s : Pizza hut

  • The key enter the front door, and shit's about to get real.

  • take some bloods

    Are you trying to save them or kill them to set up an autopsy?

  • Goals

    Jump
  • doll hairs