SirSamuel @ SirSamuel @lemmy.world

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Superdickery may be dead, but you can find it here

Oh, wait, all I do is quote Terry Pratchett and occasionally shitpost

I'm probably not a bot

This

BTW have you tried Skub? It's pretty amazing. I'd link it but it's against sub rules. Hit me up with a DM if you'd like to know more

"No Way to Prevent This," Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

I think you were correct in your top comment

It's a joke. You don't get it.

That's okay

…and this is the puffy-faced fizzblood. We have learned many interesting things about Terra from these creatures. For instance, while they often cry blood, occasionally their eyes will just, you know, burst. Seems to be pretty random, we think they evolved to burst their eyes to confuse predators

“It’s not as simple as that. It’s not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of gray.”

“Nope.”

“Pardon?”

“There’s no grays, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”

Carpe Jugulum

I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY SURE ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT, said Bill Door. I AM NOT SURE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS RIGHT. OR WRONG. JUST PLACES TO STAND

Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett

I actually don't agree with this sentiment, but this is now a Discworld thread, and I can't stop it

Does one loose social ties with a catapult? A trebuchet? Are social ties loosed as one would arrows from a bow? Personally I loosen my ties by pulling down on the knot, away from the neck

"'I meant,’ said Iplsore bitterly, ‘what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?’

Death thought about it.

‘CATS,’ he said eventually, ‘CATS ARE NICE'"

-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

Opium Wars II, Electric Boogaloo

For me it's a toss up between Night Watch and Reaper Man. Probably NW by a Librarian's hair

How they do rise up

You haven't touched a single boat tho

What is this goddamn UP Michigander bullshit? You count to ten with a six and a four, like any civilized human

More like the Vimes Unified Theory of Adulthood

Another gem from that theory:

"That was always the dream, wasn't it? 'I wish I'd known then what I know now'? But when you got older you found out that you NOW wasn't YOU then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road of becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp"

High school was only a few hundred million seconds ago

Reminds me of Sam Vimes seeing his younger self and thinking "Thirty damn years of being hammered on the anvil of life, you poor bastard. You've got it all to come"

I'm ootl, what racist stuff?

I mean, I'm familiar with bitch lasagna, but i imagine it's worse than that, considering another commenter called him a Nazi

This is a genuine question, btw. I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it" anymore, and what is "it" is weird and scary to me