SippyCup @ SippyCup @feddit.nl

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Can you guess who played the lead role in destabilizing the FRCA?

It starts with United and rhymes with Bates of Bamerica.

USA! USA! USA!

See that's an apprentice kinda attitude.

Where I come from meetings can become fist fights any time you want.

They have to keep one guy out illegally so we waste all of our outage on him instead of the fact that it's happening at all.

Oh perfect. I GOT THE CONCH.

many may have a conch but mine is THE Conch and I have it.

It's satire yeah.

And they don't! But they'll put up with it if whoever the horse in charge is says it's ok.

To note, the horse in charge is very likely the guy on the horse's back. The horse does not seem to be confused by this arrangement.

Horses do not get used to unfamiliar environments. They have an environment they like and anything else kinda stresses them out. They're big dumb skittish animals that long for quiet open fields of grass with nice firm rocky soil.

So yeah, taking a horse and throwing it on an aircraft would spook the bajesus out of it. Throwing it off again would probably scare it to death, if the landing, however gentle, doesn't kill it

I think our mistake is assuming that our ancestors wouldn't have also asked if your parents were related and farted as a hilarious insult over a stupid disagreement.

People have always been people. We just do it faster now. And probably quite a bit less violently.

So, sadly, unless you're proven innocent in court and your possessions are also proven innocent in court at a different trial that happens without you ever knowing about it, it's gone.

Any valuables, including money, jewelry, watches, your car, even your shoes, on you while you commit a crime are also guilty of that crime, and will be used for any police propose. The justification can be laughably thin, it just has to be there. "We auctioned his watch and his Nikes because he needed the watch to know what time to go to his drug deal, and he needed his shoes to get there."

Mind you, they can "prove" you are a drug dealer if you just have more drugs on you than a reasonable person would use in a single sitting.

So a guy goes to buy a week's worth of weed for himself, gets pulled over on the way home, he's a drug dealer now.

because they may have to give it back

BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

give it back. Holy shit that's a good one.

"law enforcement officials today seized 250 pounds of marijuana today, along with 13 firearms and 275 cans of Progresso chunky style stew. Officials claim hoarding that much soup deprived needy food banks of essential resources. The soup is set to be destroyed with the rest of the evidence after the case comes to a close. Next up in weather Pact Nicely has some bad news for us in store for the weekend! Coming up right after this"

I disagree fundamentally with PETA on almost every point. Short nose breeds maybe should be one of the things we stop making more of tho.

Worse than they used to be?

WHAT? JUST BECAUSE WE ROUNDED THEM UP AND PUT THEM IN CAMPS WITH NO FOOD OR WATER WE'RE THE BAD GUY???

we HAD to do that, we had HUNTED their primary FOOD SOURCE in to OBLIVION.

I did. I said it.

I fucking meant it too. YOU CHERISH THAT WOMAN GODDAMNIT.

now if you'll excuse me I'll be in my BASEMENT. VIBING. until my WIFE GETS HOME.

I....

Goddamnit.

I'm just glad I pirated the premium version

The gamification only works until you figure out the rules they used.

I have completed multiple lessons on Duolingo without ever reading the prompt. I even started a language I knew nothing about because I felt like I wasn't actually absorbing anything in the language I'd spent more than a year on, and pretty much the same results. After a few lessons it became possible to complete lessons basically blind.

They know it's bad. They want you locked in to their ecosystem. The goal is to be the first to get consumers locked in. So they're rushing to market with incomplete products because if they don't release NOW someone else might beat them to it.

Weeeellll classic memes are often celebrated for their excellence but there is a new meme featuring Orson Welles inspired by that same classic excellence. It is written in his voice and like the most choice classic memes, is fresh and OC so Orson Welles....

You receive: 8 dollars an hour and trauma.

I receive: all the wealth your labor generates, whenever I want it.

Deal or no deal?