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SimpsonsShitStealer @ SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works
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SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Why didn't I think of that!
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Yes, it does!
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

I know you can read MY thoughts, Professor X!
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

So many uses for blue dye #56!
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Can't a man reticulate without being offered a job?
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SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

X, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong!
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

I am speaking at a press conference
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

This is just the beginning, I've got some big plans
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself I'm going to turn this show around, and no HD for anybody!
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

I said make way for Danny!
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

But now the console is motionless, and the portable games are completely inaccessible.
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Dude!
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

I would not mind having a third eye, would you?
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Donald, the booking is in 2 hours, and you haven't eaten in a fortnight!
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Sometimes I miss the old style
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

It's not Putin's fault that Prigozhin's plane blew up
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

Luckily, he got a spare
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

If you get lied to, its your own fault
simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works
SimpsonsShitStealer @sh.itjust.works

His method was inefficient in the extreme, you wuss!

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