I do love how Rishi “Green Card” Sunak scheduled the election for American Independence Day. What are the odds that he uses his new* independence to move to California before the month’s out?
Live your dreams, buddy. Have that orgy. Paint yourself blue. Tell your boss to go fuck they/themseves. We can trust Putin to deliver on his promises and nuke us (Slough first, please). Don’t let your memes be dreams.
Oh man, you’re Dick Rodney’s other half?? Man, he is my favourite coworker here at the sewage works. He’s a very hard worker… very hard indeed. Always sounded like there might be family problems at home, though, as he says he leaves the arsehole behind when he comes to work.
This preserves the sanctity of our precious bodily fluids 🙂↕️