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Hackers Can Remotely Trigger the Brakes on American Trains and the Problem Has Been Ignored for Years

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  • He has a god damn plan, Arthur!

    • Star Wars is an ode to the stupidest use of battle lasers

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  • Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.

    Anakin Skywalker: Master, sir, I heard Yoda talking about midi-chlorians. I've been wondering...what are midi-chlorians?
    \ Qui-Gon Jinn: Midi-chlorians are a microcopic lifeform that reside within all living cells and communicates with the Force.
    \ Anakin Skywalker: They live inside of me?
    \ Qui-Gon Jinn: In your cells, yes. We are symbionts with them-
    \ Anakin Skywalker: Symbionts?
    \ Qui-Gon Jinn: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to you, telling you the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you.
    \ Anakin Skywalker: I don't understand.
    \ Qui-Gon Jinn: With time and training, Annie, you will. You will.

    • Palantir accuses UK doctors of choosing ‘ideology over patient interest’

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  • The contract was signed under the Tories. You might assume that there are some very painful exit clauses, if any.

    • EVERYBODY IS DOING SOMETHING

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  • I no longer trust anyone who talks about “plants” or “animals”. It turns out, every single plant or animal is doing something different!

    If it copies like a pasta, it’s copypasta!

    • nom nom nom

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  • Pretty sure this is from a StarCraft cutscene…

    • You got it, buddy

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  • Easy: it was once on the island of Lesbos, but it’s now in its rightful place in the British Museum and there is shall remain!

    • WWIII when?

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  • The whole point of stealth planes is not to have publicity…

    • Radio transmissions

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  • I’ve been walking sideways instead of forwards for weeks now. My eyes feel stalkier and my pincers are the envy of all.

    Take the crab pill and crabmaxx like me.

    • Someone wake up sutton, a new submarine class just dropped

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  • Quick, Greta, hard to port!

    • Surprise Platypus

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  • Not again, Wittgenstein!

    • Trump preparing large-scale cancellation of federal funding for California, sources say

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  • Califexit. Or Cali Fecks Off depending where n your point of view.

    • "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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  • “Your watch cost more than £100?”

    • I bet it's an engineering marvel though.

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  • Ahh, you just beat me to it!

    • Sycamore Gap tree destroyed in 'moronic mission', court told

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  • Scott-free? Yes, that’s what Hadrian’s wall was for…

    • Show me your iOS/macOS bugs

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    • Does anyone at Apple wash their hands?

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  • Great points - I’ve been thinking the same thing for YEARS now!

    • Choose one

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    • An article that every British citizen should read

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  • Thank you for sharing. Hopefully a good sign of things to come!

    • TIL antimatter is the most expensive substance on Earth, costing $60 trillion per gram

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  • This leads to a modified version of the uncertainty principle: either you have a banana and can know the size of something or you have positrons and are unable to measure size.

    • Ban of "Nicole" images and potential doxing

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