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Boomer Humor Doomergod @ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world
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  • Not anymore, it’s been deprecated

  • They used to be 3.5” floppies and if you put tape over the copy protection hole you could get a ton of free disks

  • Jokes on him: some of the laziest jobs I’ve had were for successful startups.

    Hell, I work for a startup right now and spent the last three hours in my hammock watching YouTube.

    I get paid for results, not time

  • Anyone who buys a WiFi enabled crock pot deserves what’s coming to them

  • It’s rare I’ve seen it this well done

  • It’s been a hot minute since I’ve seen a confused Jackie Chan meme. Well done, OP

  • Absolutely. “Better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to say something and remove all doubt.”

  • For context: He’s talking about the communication system between airports. Apparently it had been over copper, but now they’re taking bids to make it all fiber.

    But, as usual, he’s an idiot who has no idea what he’s talking about.

    What a stupid timeline

  • Could have been worse. They wanted to send Big Bird.

    Also, I wasn’t in kindergarten yet or I’d have seen it. I think this is a core Gen X memory that Millennials don’t have.

  • I only got into subnautica because Markiplier was so funny screaming in the videos

  • Every generation is horrible because every generation is made up of people, and people are the worst

  • I raised pigs for meat. Three were females but their little brother didn’t taste very good because we left him intact. Much more gamey.

    Cannibals claim humans taste like pork, and we’re so similar that we can use pig organs.

  • I’ll just watch some let’s plays on YouTube

  • Probably more like pork, though I'd finish them on apples and acorns because a normal human diet makes them not taste vary good.

    Also you need to castrate the males a month before you eat them or they'll taste off

  • We’ve had a lack of social cohesion way less time than we’ve had suburbia.

    I think the lack of social cohesion is due to the fragmentation of our media. Before the turn of the century everyone watched the same TV, heard the same music, and got their news from the same places.

    Now we’re all so siloed that we don’t have shared cultural base so even people in cities aren’t cohesive.

    And the group today with the most social cohesion are the folks who all watch Fox News religiously.

  • They don’t compete here either.

    They’ve stopped producing passenger cars, and the Chicken Tax means they don’t have to compete on trucks.

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  • I never do. And yet it happens anyway.