Boomer Humor Doomergod @ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world

I'm just this guy, you know? Except on Lemmy.

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They won’t vote for me anyway because I’m a progressive.

Man, I don’t even think countries are real. I’m just being realistic about how shitty everyone is.

lol I’m no centrist

Also you forgot midterm and state elections, where they lose way more often.

I have also come to the conclusion that the US is a center right country and running progressives just lets the far right win.

Because people are, by and large, spectacularly awful.

Plus they’ve got a big GEO booster in the works that can also send 11 tons to Mars.

But mostly militarizing space.

I bet if OP went looking for retail e-ink and reverse engineered it into an e-reader they’d find a better price point and a wonderful hobby.

Yes. Burn down the suburbs and make hillbillies socialist again.

I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…

I read that as ShermanPosting and burned down Atlanta.

MOM! Phineas and Ferb helped the Ukrainians build an army of drones and smuggle them into Russia in mobile shacks!

First one I used was a Commodore 64.

First home computer was an original Macintosh.

First one I bought for myself was a Performa 6290.

The shitty person ends up with Daphne written all over them like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar

I tried that but I ruined so many clothes because it ashed on me I went back to pre rolls

Technoblade.

I’d watched him with my kids for years. He’s an amazing player and a really smart guy. I got my kid a leather bound copy of “The Art of War” because of the Potato Wars. Our shared love of video games, especially Minecraft, kept me involved with them during a pretty bad divorce.

So when they came to me, tears in their eyes, I wept as well. Because he was a connection to my children. And I wept for Technodad, as any other father would.

Congrats on 20 mill, Techno. May you never die.

The great thing about “weird” is that it’s not really aggressive but more disgust. Like, if some guy says women are inferior you can say “that’s freaking weird dude” and leave it at that.

Yeah but she'll sound awesome and handle like a dream

They never should have stopped calling them "weird."

My local Goodwill sucks so I go to a thrift shop run by a church and listen to their horrible Christian rock.

Man are those dudes horny for Jesus.

My midlife crisis: I bought a ten year old car and started fixing it myself.

I have bloody knuckles and bruised forearms and now a pretty bad oil leak but I replaced that goddamn turbo.