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Boomer Humor Doomergod @ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world
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I don’t want to live here (USA) anymore

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  • And it’s not just that it’s awful. Fascism is awful everywhere.

    It’s that it’s just so goddamn tacky.

    • Only a third of Americans are backing the LA protests over the ICE raids, poll finds

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  • And they’re all still failing at making us even a halfway respectable species.

    • What California governor Newsom said after an Alabama senator called LA ‘a third world country’

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  • One of my biggest reasons for being an anarchist is that idiots shouldn’t be in charge.

    And everyone is an idiot.

    • What California governor Newsom said after an Alabama senator called LA ‘a third world country’

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  • anarchists are in charge

    Anarchists.

    In charge.

    Roll that around in your mind a bit.

    • When we microwave in our house we say we're going to "zap it". What do you say?

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  • Gonna put it in the spicy light box

    • Only a third of Americans are backing the LA protests over the ICE raids, poll finds

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  • I know it’s more pleasant to think that this is the result of propaganda by a small number of awful people, but at some point we have to accept that we, as a species, are awful as a whole. Including ourselves.

    • Only a third of Americans are backing the LA protests over the ICE raids, poll finds

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  • Shithole country.

    Why bother trying to save it.

    • ‘Oof…Just Bad Stuff All Around’: CNN’s Data Guru Shocked by Trump’s Brutally Low New Approval Rating

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  • He'll use ALL CAPS for EMPHASIS

    • DNC will redo party elections for David Hogg and Malcolm Kenyatta’s posts after procedural error

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  • He can run it any way he wants. There’s 399 other people who can try to stop him.

    I’m not holding my breath. Dems have failed me so damn always.

    • Whats an unconventional food you enjoy eating for breakfast?

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  • I didn’t think it was weird but when I put lox on my bagel one of my coworkers gagged and asked “ugh how can you eat fish for breakfast?”

    Which is rich considering her people invented scrapple.

    • In the end, The Hill lied and Harris was right.

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  • Yep, it was done over the internet. The idea was to get Nader to 3% without electing Bush.

    Neither happened because people are terrible and we can’t have nice things.

    • In the end, The Hill lied and Harris was right.

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  • That’s the awesome part about democracy: you get one of two shitty choices.

    • In the end, The Hill lied and Harris was right.

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  • Gore’s election was the first I could vote in.

    I voted for Kucinich in the primary and then traded my vote for Gore in a swing state for a vote for Nader in MA.

    Then my “Al Gore won the votes” bumper sticker was torn off my car while I was at work at Cracker Barrel.

    • the hottest place of the 90s

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  • Also it might be in the thirty mile zone so you don’t need to pay mileage

    • Hello, non-Americans, do you have any Chinese language classes in your education system?

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  • There was a show on Nick Jr that taught me how to count to three in Chinese while my kids had snack time.

    • White House Pushes Texas to Redistrict, Hoping to Blunt Democratic Gains

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  • Welcome to America where the rules are made up and the truth doesn’t matter.

    • 'Wildly underprepared’: National Guard troops seen sleeping on floors in exclusive photos

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  • Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

    • lonely shark

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  • Lonely shark doot doo doo doot doo doo

    • Slurs, 911 calls and a crossbow: Records detail neighborhood disputes before Jonathan Joss' killing

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  • Yes, humans are indeed the worst.

    • Slurs, 911 calls and a crossbow: Records detail neighborhood disputes before Jonathan Joss' killing

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  • America isn't a people. America is a system of brutality and violence built on racism, genocide, and exploitation. Ashes are better than it deserves.