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  • Considering how humans evolved we're not that different from huskies. We're supposed to be walking 20 miles a day.

  • I've worked for a couple startups and you're absolutely right. If you make a profit you pay taxes on that money, so startups like to spend most of the money they bring in. They also want to show revenue growth, since that's what investors like to see. You grow revenue by getting more paying customers. And you do that by doing what your customers want.

    When you go public, your goal is to increase shareholder value. So you do this by reducing costs and finding ways to wring customers out of revenue. You find ways to nickle and dime customers out of revenue so much you develop an entire branch of law devoted to you suing your customers

  • Plus a couple years in prison will make those stool pigeons start singing

  • Maybe nobody should be president and we work on ourselves for a while. Really self-actualize

  • The US ice cream ships could be a whole hour just by themselves

  • The IRA could teach them a thing or two about insurgency.

  • Biden could strip bare ass naked and do the entire Aristocrats joke while defecating on the Resolute Desk and it wouldn't convince me to vote for anyone else.

    Honestly, that would probably make me like him more.

  • There's a lot of fun cryptids in that region. Apart from the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot, there's the snallygaster and the dewayo. I think the former is because there's a lot of herons in the area, and the latter is your standard "omg a weird bear" cryptid.

  • You can tell a good developer/sysadmin by the length of their beard. If they don't have to shave to get a job that means they're 1337

  • Also if I made something with "federation" I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of Trek nerds showed up

  • There's activism happening around 4/20. My dispensary is getting folks to post their experiences with medical use, and getting them to sign a petition and giving out stickers promoting my state's recreational bill. Plus sometimes it's fun to have fun. Having a single day (and time) to make it a cultural event helps with activism by removing the stigma against it.

    I don't celebrate 4/20 because I use it medicinally, but I'm glad it's a thing if only because it makes everybody forget Hitler's birthday.

  • Makes sense to me. Nations are defined by their monopoly on violence, and Palestine definitely doesn't have that.

  • As someone who hasn't gotten up for school in a while, one key is to wake up so late that you're always late and just let the adrenaline take you.

  • Irish unification, Bell riots, and then the nuclear war

  • People don't have to be okay with it. Just the 20% of the population who votes for these assholes. Our system of government makes sure a minority can rule as long as their population density is sufficiently low.

  • Yeah, I should have clarified for the children in the audience

  • I remember downloading porn in the 90s. It would take me about a week, mainly because I had a 28.8 modem, but also because I had to schedule them to resume in the middle of the night so my parents wouldn't know I was downloading porn. It would boot up at 2am, download for three hours, and then shutdown at 5am, about an hour before my dad woke up for work.

    I stored it on a Zip disk labeled "homework."

  • Part of the (small) student loans I've since paid off went to pay for my Econ 101 class, so I understand that having a big portion of the economy tied up paying student loans is a bad thing for everyone.

    Now the big problem is we've made college the default next step and we're running out of tradesmen while having a glut of college grads serving coffee and doing gig work.

  • Let's get this out of the way:

    These kids need to get over themselves unless they want Trump to win.

  • Actually two of them. One that lasts three days and one that lasts two days. And I have to be there in person "so we can have conversations." And the dress code is business casual.

    WWIII would be more fun than that.