SatansMaggotyCumFart @ SatansMaggotyCumFart @lemmy.world

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I think we should make a rule that memes that my drunk uncle posts to facebook five minutes before he passes out isn't a shitpost.

So that liberal has been LARPing as a conservative for years until Chuck Schumer whispered the activation phrase and he woke up like some Manchurian Candidate?

Who hasn’t thought about cumming where you came from?

The flour is usually a high food safety risk than the egg in raw cookie dough.

I thought I'd be able to come with something funny but apparently I can't on the spot so no it's just a dumb reference to you being on the admin team there.

I don't know the admin team at db0 can be interesting at times.

After all, the hardest part of owning a Mac isn't learning how to use it. It's figuring out how to get your penis unstuck from the floppy drive.

It's like when dogs fuck and they stay stuck together until the knot deflates or the female gets scared and runs away ripping the male dog's dick clean off.

They stole that crow picture from me.

I’ve been reporting it to anyone who will listen and the only things I get back are what’s Lemmy and why is a crow wearing a pirate hat?

We’re not enemies we’re brothers bonjour.

Crow politics you know?

You seem biased.

and say nothing too novel, strange or controversial

I’ve never had a novel, strange or controversial thought in my life.

Chat is this rizz?

I’m just imagining some douche with a broccoli haircut wondering around looking for his cell phone and muttering no cap.

I disagree.

Flush alligators not children.

Created Lemmy.

He also steals crow pictures which I’ve reported to every crow picture stealing authority imaginable and all I get are welfare calls from mental health experts.