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have you ever dealt with a clingy ex?

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  • No I meant they should fuck the ex.

    Crazy woman are just fantastic in bed and if she tries to tell the fiancé you can just say she’s problematic.

    • To thy own self be true

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  • I like to get whiskey shitfaced and eat six packs of imitation crab.

    • Are spiders turtlely enough for the Turtle Club?

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  • This is basically the plot of IT.

    • Glamping in Wales. It was pretty cold out, so we had the fire going.

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  • Where's the sheep?

    • have you ever dealt with a clingy ex?

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  • You should fuck her again.

    • All bodies should be automatically given to science and organ donation upon death.

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  • Unless they're really cute than I want it.

    • I think I've found the issue

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  • My house has a tree we shit by so not necessarily.

    • Life Hack

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  • I have exactly twenty-one minutes between post-snooze alarm and leaving my house.

    • Top Democrat Launches House Probe Into FBI Role in 'Disgraceful' Arrest of Padilla

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  • Yeah I heard this conspiracy theory in 2016 and 2020.

    • With the cost of so many things going up, it's nice to see that writing paper remains stationary.

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  • If you accelerate writing paper is it still stationary?

    • Top Democrat Launches House Probe Into FBI Role in 'Disgraceful' Arrest of Padilla

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  • I gave you some examples you moved the goalposts and I realized this conversation wasn’t going anywhere.

    • A weird looking one

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  • The fox-wolf piss?

    • Top Democrat Launches House Probe Into FBI Role in 'Disgraceful' Arrest of Padilla

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  • As enlightening as this conversation is I don’t think we live in the same reality.

    • Top Democrat Launches House Probe Into FBI Role in 'Disgraceful' Arrest of Padilla

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  • Well in 2020 you couldn’t buy toilet paper or hang out in groups.

    • Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public?

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  • Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up.

    Two of them have a stroke and the third couldn’t reach.

    • Top Democrat Launches House Probe Into FBI Role in 'Disgraceful' Arrest of Padilla

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  • There was a definite trend of change happening 2021-2025 but then the majority of voters wanted Trump back in again.

    • I think I've found the issue

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  • It’s a some-assembly-required to-go sashimi box so I don’t think it did.

    • Come on in

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  • We call those breeding hips I’d love to meet her.

    • Trump reportedly freezes out his defense secretary in Iran planning: ‘Nobody is talking to Hegseth’

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  • Actually both of those things matter.

    • Trump reportedly freezes out his defense secretary in Iran planning: ‘Nobody is talking to Hegseth’

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  • Wasn't it Mike Waltz who added Jeffrey Goldberg to the chat?